Mycroft Holmes

If you don't know my name, then you don't need to. I rule this world, bow down to me.

[irulethisworld]

//I know it's stretching a bit here, but I really need a listening ear. Theres over 150 of you, think any of you would mind listening to me bitch about my life?

[irulethisworld]

//Roommate 1: So Jay...I have a question.

Me: Yeah?

Roommate 1: Which side of the dick is up, the thick part or the thin part?

Me: Wait, what?

Roommate 1: Here *shows me a strap on* What part is up? *points to head*

Me: omf, The part facing me is the top.

Roommate 2: I told you it was that part! If you gave me a few minutes I would have googled it!

Roommate 1: Thanks Jay!

Living with lesbians problems. (I am the dick guru)

[irulethisworld]

Mycroft watched Gregory out the corner of his eye, failing in his attempt to keep from smiling. Gregory must be desperate for release if he were threatening to leave. Mycroft wouldn’t admit to needing it just as badly as he did. To keep Gregory from seeing the smile (and the tent forming in his pants) Mycroft kept his back to him, and poured himself a glass of brandy from the table beside his bed.

"For you, Gregory, I will be as distracted as a goldfish…"  he murmured softly, walking to the chair in the corner and sitting down. He sipped from his glass, eyes again roaming over Gregory from above the glass. He kept this slow, he knew what Gregory wanted, and the wait would make giving it to him even sweeter.

[diglestrade]

His eyes followed Mycroft across the room, watching the man pour himself a drink and sit down in a chair. He rolled over onto his side, stayed propped up on one elbow, his eyes never leaving the younger man’s gaze.

He wasn’t sure where he got the confidence from; he and Mycroft had only been dating for a short while, and hadn’t been intimate before. It was Greg’s first relationship with another bloke, so this was all unexplored teritory for him. But he couldn’t keep himself from growing more curious every day and longing for the intimacy.

A silence filled the room as Mycroft sat there, the both of them just looking at each other and enjoying the visual exchange. Greg’s eyes were feasting on the image of Mycroft’s mouth against the crystal glass, his tongue licking the residue of the brandy off his lower lip. He subconciously responded by licking his own lips. He’d had a drink before undressing, giving himself some courage to do this and the taste still laid on his tongue.

[irulethisworld]

Mycroft smirked watching Gregory lick his lips. He set down his glass, extending a long finger and motioned for Gregory to come to him. "Come here, Gregory."

[irulethisworld]

♥ "Be my valentine, Uncle Myc? I can bribe with baking if it helps...I know it's a stupid holiday..."

Oh course, dear. Though wouldn’t you rather have someone your own age?

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"Doesn’t even try," she smirked.

[irulethisworld]

You have better luck than I did, then

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"Well I got the ‘daddy’s little angel’ charm," she said, giggling.

[irulethisworld]

"Use it wisely

[irulethisworld]

♥ "Be my valentine, Uncle Myc? I can bribe with baking if it helps...I know it's a stupid holiday..."

Oh course, dear. Though wouldn’t you rather have someone your own age?

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

She giggled slightly,” Just haven’t had occasion…takes a bit of work…da usually takes over the kitchen.”

[irulethisworld]

"If you tell him there is a bee colony near, he’ll leave for weeks." he chuckled, remembering the old tricks.

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

Emilia smiled slightly,” Usually just drag him out.”

[irulethisworld]

"He bites."

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"Doesn’t even try," she smirked.

[irulethisworld]

You have better luck than I did, then

[irulethisworld]

What are you doing, Mycroft?

Hum? Drinking. Brandy, would you care for some?

[irulethisworld]

♥ "Be my valentine, Uncle Myc? I can bribe with baking if it helps...I know it's a stupid holiday..."

Oh course, dear. Though wouldn’t you rather have someone your own age?

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

She giggled slightly,” Just haven’t had occasion…takes a bit of work…da usually takes over the kitchen.”

[irulethisworld]

"If you tell him there is a bee colony near, he’ll leave for weeks." he chuckled, remembering the old tricks.

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

Emilia smiled slightly,” Usually just drag him out.”

[irulethisworld]

"He bites."

[irulethisworld]

//Snek is bein snek like helpin me roleplay ~ qt

[irulethisworld]

♥ "Be my valentine, Uncle Myc? I can bribe with baking if it helps...I know it's a stupid holiday..."

Oh course, dear. Though wouldn’t you rather have someone your own age?

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"So do I…but hey…" she shrugged slightly.

[irulethisworld]

"So why bother?

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"Just…thought it’d be nice…"

[irulethisworld]

"As your father will tell you, I enjoy cake."

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"I can make a mean layer cake…and red velvet."

[irulethisworld]

"And you haven’t made this for your dear old uncle before?"

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

She giggled slightly,” Just haven’t had occasion…takes a bit of work…da usually takes over the kitchen.”

[irulethisworld]

"If you tell him there is a bee colony near, he'll leave for weeks." he chuckled, remembering the old tricks.

[johnnybvlgari]

Suit of the day…

[slyconsultingangel]

// Sudden spam of suit porn on my dash. Thanks irulethisworld you made me make noises that weren’t human….in a good way. 

[irulethisworld]

//I gave my followers suit porn, followers love suit porn

[slyconsultingangel]

// You made me gain two new followers both being gay porn blogs. Are you a wizard?

[irulethisworld]

//Yes.

[slyconsultingangel]

// 

Promote the wizard.

[irulethisworld]

//wat why water you doin

[irulethisworld]

'Is it?' (//response to your comment ;))

"Mm, yes. I thought you were smaller. You are quite thick, I must say." Mycroft stood for a moment, admiring the view before him, voice deep and thick with desire. His eyes roamed over the tanned skin, lingering on bits of muscle he found attractive and the broad chest of the naked man before him. "Is there something you want, Detective Inspector?"

[diglestrade]

Greg chuckled incrediously, finding it amusing the elder Holmes had been thinking about him in that way. Or at least — about the size of his cock.

He waited patiently as Mycroft’s eyes feasted on his body, and he grinned deviously.

'I've been waiting for you — thought you might want some distraction after such a dinner party.'

[irulethisworld]

"Am I to believe you are the distraction?” He fought the urge to smile, lips twitching as he looked down his nose him. Instead, he tore his eyes away, walking to the edge of the bed, so close to Gregory—

"You are quite right, I am very distracted," Mycroft said, taking off his watch and unclasping his cuff links. It took much of his deep pool of will power to turn his back, feigning disinterested.

[diglestrade]

Quirking an eyebrow, he understood what Mycroft was trying to achieve. Losing posture was very uncharateristic for Mycroft Holmes. Greg’s intention was, of course, to have the younger man lose control. But Greg wasn’t going to give in either, and reach out and drag Mycroft into bed; he would wait and conform to Mycroft’s slow and calm pace and let the man take his time.

'Unless, of course — you can't afford to be distracted,' Greg suggested, making clear he could always leave and take the emptation away from him. He wasn't planning on leaving, but he wasn't going to let the man know he was in need for intimacy right now. He was never able to hide any thing from Mycroft Holmes, but that didn't mean he didn't like to pretend he was trying to.

[irulethisworld]

Mycroft watched Gregory out the corner of his eye, failing in his attempt to keep from smiling. Gregory must be desperate for release if he were threatening to leave. Mycroft wouldn't admit to needing it just as badly as he did. To keep Gregory from seeing the smile (and the tent forming in his pants) Mycroft kept his back to him, and poured himself a glass of brandy from the table beside his bed.

"For you, Gregory, I will be as distracted as a goldfish..."  he murmured softly, walking to the chair in the corner and sitting down. He sipped from his glass, eyes again roaming over Gregory from above the glass. He kept this slow, he knew what Gregory wanted, and the wait would make giving it to him even sweeter.

[slyconsultingangel]

// Sudden spam of suit porn on my dash. Thanks irulethisworld you made me make noises that weren’t human….in a good way. 

[irulethisworld]

//I gave my followers suit porn, followers love suit porn

[slyconsultingangel]

// You made me gain two new followers both being gay porn blogs. Are you a wizard?

[irulethisworld]

//Yes.

[irulethisworld]

♥ "Be my valentine, Uncle Myc? I can bribe with baking if it helps...I know it's a stupid holiday..."

Oh course, dear. Though wouldn’t you rather have someone your own age?

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"So do I…but hey…" she shrugged slightly.

[irulethisworld]

"So why bother?

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"Just…thought it’d be nice…"

[irulethisworld]

"As your father will tell you, I enjoy cake."

[childofbrilliance-blog-deactiva]

"I can make a mean layer cake…and red velvet."

[irulethisworld]

"And you haven't made this for your dear old uncle before?"

[awhimsicalworldofloveandwhiskey]

[almaviva90]

[guitaristlink-deactivated201410]