Tw: Swearing
At first nothing but complete and inaudible silence, then static noise started appeared, and finally muffled snippets of words could be heard.
–Hol...Upr...you...rd!
A shaky voice that could be identified as a female's, which seemed heavily distressed due to the high-pitch. Then another one came in, this time more comprehensive.
–I'm...ying...best!
Finally the screen started to flicker with vibrant colors, and in a few seconds it was easy to make out two silhouettes.
–Fucking finally you stupid bitch! Kept me waiting long enough.
The aforementioned female shouted at the person behind the camera recording her, forcing the individual beside her to calm her down in a strict way.
– Miu, please stop yelling at her. It was your responsibility to fix the camera.
According to the girl's words, "Miu" huffed and began making up excuses for her incompetence.
–Alright, alright enough, we are live. Introduce yourselves and make this quick.
The strawberry blonde was about to start bickering once again, but was interrupted by the one beside her. Politely smiling, as If apologizing for the behavior of her companion, the girl started,
–My name is Kaede Akamatsu. The Ultimate Pianist! I will be one of the hosts on this broadcasting show.
The strawberry blonde groaned in annoyance but then grinned and cackled in her famous way,
–And I'm the gorgeous girl genius, Miu Iruma! Remember that name fuckers! Because I will also be your host.
After the two introduced themselves, the lens averted to the third individual, who was however difficult to see due to interruptions.
–I'm the cameraman for those two, call me Bubble. I will be the one reading your questions for them, because I get paid to do this.
Akamatsu shook her head, crossing her arms in a strict way,
–Couldn't you have been more enthusiastic? I understand that this is new for you but-
The camera quickly switched to the female, interrupting her speech,
–Quickly! We're almost out of time!
Iruma squeaked from the sudden noise, revealing her nervous side. That meant Kaede had to take the lead and hurriedly recite the script,
–Please send in your questions for the both of us, and we will answer them for you.
As the broadcast was about to end, the inventor regained her composure and shouted out to the viewers,
–And keep in mind that this is my girlfriend, horny bitches! D-don't send your di-
Transmission ended.
Now that's that done, may those two get a promo? It's totally alright If you don't do them, and we apologize for any inconvenience beforehand.
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