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[dat-soldier]

a goblin and her goblets

[iseagreen]

Summer goth

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

[they-fae]

I like the sound of your grandmother.

[ninthhousemoon]

[callofthenerd]

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[whitebeltwriter]

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

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SLOW CLAP

[pipermashea]

I had to reblog it twice

[heavydirtyghoul-inactive-deacti]

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

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[library-mermaid-blog]

After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.

[sudokuwoman]

View this post on Instagram

[tarnishedgoldenboy]

Who’s been out here filming me in the shower!? 😂😂😂

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

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There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

Yeah, normal day at Waffle House

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[zerstorend]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you