“ That’s what makes them so funny, though —- watching people act completely unrealistically. I mean, honestly who would actually crawl instead of getting up and running if they fell? ”
The witch settled herself on the living room rug, knees tugged to her chest, head resting against the sofa where Cassandra laid. For once in her life, she looked the the actual child she was. A genuine grin spread across her face, glowing from cheek to cheek, giggles falling past her lips as she found amusement in her friend’s words.
“ Technically Hocus Pocus isn’t a horror film anyway. It’s just hilarious. My cousin Gideon and I watch it every All Hallow’s Eve together. He pretends not to like it, but I always catch him grinning.”
Alonsia noted that it hadn’t taken her long to open up to Cassandra, despite the redhead’s rough exterior. Maybe it was the natural bonding that came with constantly having to patch her up or maybe it was something else entirely. Frankly, the witch didn’t know or care.
“ if anything, it’s irritating as fuck to watch those train wrecks. i mean, oh look you fell down, how about getting the fuck up instead of screaming GO ON WITHOUT ME?? like, what the actual fuck? who does that? it’s actually even more horrifying because i’ve seen people do that shit in real life before! “
cassandra let out a loud groan, a hand brushing through her tangled red curls in internal frustration at reality. humans could be so terribly idiotic sometimes that it made her want to pull the hair from her head and scream at them to make better life choices. she’s been a hunter for quite some time now, and knowing that people actually did stupid shit like they did in horror movies was so utterly shocking that sometimes she had to reevaluate her own choices. was she too settled in the supernatural world, or were people just dumb?
“ gideon is a weird name. “
her words are barely above a whisper as she mumbles to herself, crossing her arms over her chest and nuzzling down into the couch more comfortably. she could honestly rant all day about the horror genre. also, not to mention but, some of the MONSTERS in those movies are beyond unrealistic too.