shinedown

isabella milner, or issie, or just iz. twenty two. waitress.

[zeke-weaver-blog]

Because dancing is fun!

[issiemilner]

Alright, Austin Powers, let's go dancing after I finish.

[zeke-weaver-blog]

Yes. Dancing. 

[issiemilner]

Why dancing?

[zeke-weaver-blog]

You know what we should do? We should go dancing.

[issiemilner]

Dancing.

[zeke-weaver-blog]

Yeah, that’d be cool. Got anything specific in mind?

[issiemilner]

Nah, not really. Can always put another film on and sit in our underwear again. I kinda wanna go out.

[zeke-weaver-blog]

I am so very honored. 

[issiemilner]

Yes you are.

When I get back, wanna do something?

[zeke-weaver-blog]

Oh I know. I just keep you hanging on.

[issiemilner]

Yup. You're my saviour.

[stephen-franco-deactivated20140]

[issiemilner]

[mallory-patterson]

Things that she thinks I need. Usually just food.

[issiemilner]

Free food?

[thebroodyhudson-deactivated2014]

According to my sister I need to get laid.

[issiemilner]

Big bad wolf needs to get laid?

[abelheaton-blog]

But I…I…don’t know it. It’s not that big of a deal, I think. Playing, I mean. So I’ll…I’ll just try not to worry about it.

[issiemilner]

Do you play?

[theahawthorne]

It’s only interesting because this woman was trying to copy what Dexter does on his show, but she was caught and is going to jail.

[issiemilner]

Ah.

What does he do?

[abelheaton-blog]

It…it’s not the same, you know?

[issiemilner]

The imagination does wonders to that.

[theahawthorne]

It depends on what you consider interesting, I think. This article here is about a Dexter impersonator.

[issiemilner]

Is that interesting?

[zeke-weaver-blog]

Oh come on. Then you’d miss out on my pretty face!

[issiemilner]

It is the only thing that keeps me going during work when you sit there.

[zeke-weaver-blog]

Whatever you say, dude. Do you have work today? I want to come by and annoy you by ordering things that aren’t on the menu. 

[issiemilner]

Yes, yes I do. Then I'll make sure you're sitting in someone else's section instead of mine.

[zeke-weaver-blog]

Well of course.

You’d be one freaky ass ghost.

[issiemilner]

I'd be a great ghost.

[zeke-weaver-blog]

I knew you were into that kinky stuff.

Mhm that’s what I’ll say at your funeral. “She did it for free ice cream!”

[issiemilner]

Sounds like you've got me all figured out.

I can haunt you.