Sh*t I am A Mum...

Bitch , lover , mother , saint and sinner

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Health visitors

Either in your face or not there at all.

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Cotton tail ???? Sudacream bum tail. 😂😂😂

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Got the washing out !!!! Small step for man .... Big step for mother ....

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The JOY of motherhood

Today I survived 3 tantrums and a colicky baby. I get a sticker right???? Or at least a vodka !? Nope I get covered in my own half digested breast milk for most part of the evening by M2 whilst listening to a half sobbing , half annoying toddler on the monitor from his cot . Then miss the one sentence from my favourite TV program that solves the mystery of the program ! Fantastico.

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checking social media this morning like

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Baby sleeps ...

I sit on my butt and do nothing !!!! :( or :) Hmmm

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Friday

It's Friday !!!! Woop. Oh wait . :/

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Dash to the shops

Dash to the shops whilst the baby is watched . Omg freedom . Yeahhhhhhhh. I can carry this basket . Skip around the shop . Buy what I want ! Woop. Woooop. Back to myself . Strutting my stuff . Hands free . Baggage free. Note to self ... Pick up the cereal and get home freak.

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Roux The Adopted Two-Legged Bunny-Cat Is Instagram’s Latest Sensation

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Pissed. Bed share.

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Wtf

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I still love this

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Baby's socks

Arghhhhhhhh Too many socks in the singles club!!!!! Where do they go? Probably will be the main reason for a new washing machine . Damn it .

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Keeping a baby awake ...

Keeping a baby awake ..... From 5 pm so they don't nap till bed time . For them to then be wide awake at 7 pm . Movie night drifts into the distance . Arghhhhhhhhh Thisisamum

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Weight

13st 3.6 Lost 2lbs . Crappy things this week ... Night shift tomorrow night Good things ....full weekend at home and no more work till Thursday !!!! 2 night shifts and 2 early shifts to get through !!! Till easter break!

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Fatty

13st 5.6 Monday 16th 13st 4.2 Tuesday 17th Need to loose this fat . It's not me . Always been fairly slim. :(

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Swimming

My baby used to love swimming and now he hates it . Really want him to be a good swimmer unlike his dad ..... Fingers crossed