Can't Be Bothered To Think About a Good Title.

Random mix of fandoms & all of my current obsessions.Barbora//21//Czech Republic

[luisonte]

El metaperro

[chilewithcarnage]

[the-worm-man]

im losing it

[mewchao]

Drink of cats and boba

[omghotmemes]

stopping the movie to read the joke :D

[fluffygif]

Meow

[omghotmemes]

Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

[cat-memes-only]

Cat logic

[annnmoody]

Vessels designed specifically for screaming

Babak Golkar, Time to Let Go, 2014

[straightboyfriend]

space is too pretty we dont deserve her

[msavignon]

[mayday1284]

[fartfartlbalahaahahahaahaha]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[occidentaltourist]

Same energy

[funkyliloboist]

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.

[e-v-roslyn]

Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.

“massage is essential” Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

[kenro199x]

This seems like a good time to share this.

[severalowls]

“Let us get our teeth cleaned” what are you, a horse? You’ve got a toothbrush at home yeah? Please?

[dreams-in-daylight]

[seldnei]

Note that not a one of these people has a sign that says “LET ME CUT SOMEONE’S HAIR” or “I NEED TO RENT OUT GOLF CARTS” or “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT TO DO IS SCOOP ICE CREAM FOR PEOPLE.”

None of these people are demanding *their own* right to work. That’s telling.

[leahberman]

moonrise; catalina island, california

instagram

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[preservable]

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

[catchymemes]

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[doubleca5t]

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

[prophecyguy]