Take A Shot For Me

Kristen. FL. Christian. Bliss is a constant state of mind undisturbed by gain or loss

[999m]

[my-teen-quote]

[le-jolie-deactivated20180306]

1989 - 2001

[berniesanders420-deactivated202]

[wowstyleeee]

[everybodyloveshorror]

[zeffwolf-deactivated20141020]

It is so sad that we hold our mobile phones more than our lover’s hand.

Zeff Wolf (I wish I could be with you right now, #10)

[just-once-i-wanna-feel-something]

[sex-thrill]

[sex-thrill]

my blog will make you horny ;)

[georgetakei]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prismatic-bell]

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

"No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it."

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

"Ma’am, this is a matter of national security."

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

[spiritualinspiration2]

[f-yeah-americanhorrorstory]

The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.

American Horror Story, Season 1

(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)

[plutoroyal-blog]

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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[ayesh-a]

[celibacy]

There is a time and place for decaf coffee, never and in the trash.