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The mystery line girls are Salma Isamail, Stela, Shima, Tina Cetaj, and the short one. 😘 They all make sure to arrive a day before everyone else and lose their minds in the courtroom when they can’t get a good view of the back of Luigi’s head. The weirdest of the orbiters.

Interesting. I said I'd post this ask once I've decided to leave, so this is my last post. See you guys in May or October. Maybe sooner, this community has been such a bore for months.

xx, Mystery line girl 💚.

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Jules and Froyo should start dating at this point, I think they have a lot in common and are a looksmatch. Froyo also admitted in our old gc that she still kept Jules’ nudes.

The baby would come out looking ugly as shit like Eraserhead baby omg.

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what is that thing in your banner? She looks like the penguin. Is that one of Luigi’s court courtesans? I just shuddered.

Court courtesans lmaoooo. Yes, that’s Webbess the admin of LMC and midget of Twin Peaks. She’s so beautiful 💚.

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You’re so funny toucan, expose all these hypocritical MAGAt bitches.

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thoughts on those jules screenshots of her saying the n word hard er?

Disgusting flabby white trash hooker with a biracial daughter being racist? Color me shocked. I’ll pray for her daughter.

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Hey Salma

Hey girlie, it’s me! Sealma Belma!

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whats club lulus Tumblr?

Automotiverepairshop 🔧.

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I lowkey want you to rate my face you're so original with the insults

Don’t put yourself through that 💚.

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I don’t want to say “is that all Webbes has done”… but ig I was expecting smth juicier or crazier to warrant a banner of her in your profile. It’s jarring, to say the least, when visiting your blog. I’m hoping that’s a placeholder and not permanent 🫣

Yeah she has done other stuff but that would make my identity obvious to some and I’m not that retarded. Webby’s beautiful face and gait as a banner is going to be a forever thing, I’m sorry 💚.

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What’s the deal w Webbes? I know she’s supposed to be in the annoying discord no one seems to like but idk anything besides that

Idk if she has been involved in any drama with people in the community, she’s just annoying and used to orbit Mike Daddea and V the woman beater and fentanyl dealer and would ban you instantly for talking badly about them 🥴.

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“No idea babe. Does anyone know?”

Yes she did. Are you pretending you don't know? Lol

She got the first one early last year and the second was the 27th birthday letter where he thanked her for her donations and the entire back page was personalised. Do you think she'll get a third? She's on every single mail log, somtiems multiple times. I can't believe she writes him this much. Wtf do these people even have to say?

Thank you! I genuinely didn’t know, or at least I don’t remember because I don’t keep up with her. I can see her getting a third letter if she keeps donating instead of investing in her kids’ future. Maybe she’ll be like Doreen, Richard Ramirez’s wife. She was an old fat lady who would keep his commissary full while he entertained and had other relationships with women he actually liked 🫥.

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not club lulu camped out in your comments lmfao

I laughed ngl. She deleted some though 🤭.

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Wait Jessica recieved two letters from him?? I thought it was just the one she shared with the magfest and her donations?

No idea babe. Does anyone know?

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Webby from LMC. She’s a meddlesome big little rat.

She reminds me of the midget guy from Twin Peaks.

Wait, the resemblance is uncanny. She walks the same but lacks the charisma.

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“I laughed at her referring to Luigi as her pen pal though. Does he know?”

Lol Jules calls him the same thing, but atleast she got 2 letters.

And he’s not writing to her ever again, so it’s time for her to change it to ex pen pal 🤭.

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Did you see abrils new video? That shit is insane. Her anxiety over the death penalty appeal was so bad she had to convince herself to get out of bed because she was that stressed. And then she ended up going to a museum and bought him a postcard and talked about the new books she bought and they’re all about healthcare and court cases🫠

That was a tough watch. I almost feel bad for making fun of her because you can tell she’s incredibly mentally ill but the girls make it so easy. Another victim of Luigi psychosis 🤭. I laughed at her referring to Luigi as her pen pal though. Does he know? 

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Who is in your header? What’s your issue with her?

Webby from LMC. She’s a meddlesome big little rat.