Itchybutts

Hi I'm Laura and you're watching disney channel

[apbajs]

[phobias]

i wish the light from my laptop screen could give me a tan

[itchybutts]

psychic: (reads my mind)

my mind: THIS PERSON'S THOUGHTS WILL APPEAR AFTER THIS AD

psychic: what the fuck

me: want ad-free thoughts? subscribe to My Thoughts Premium™ for just only $4.99 a month

[pabst-blueribbononice]

[veryfunnymemes]

[uueird]

bye af

[twitterlols]

[clickclicksaddleup]

[intensional]

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

[disimba]

Deep.

[bongtokingprincess-deactivated2]

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

[walkingonsmoke]

Agreed ^^

[foreverrwanderlust]

Do you ever realize how badly you’re going to miss a moment while you’re living it? Like wow, these are the good days. I am here and I am happy and I feel alive.

(via foreverrwanderlust)

[weloveshortvideos]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

[ruinedchildhood]

[meme4u]

[sunfortune]

my oily ass skin: *reflects light* 

me: wow look at that highlight

[australian-government-deactivat]

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????

[ubuyo]

[scarpology]