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ilovebrucewillis

dustsculptures

??? we love fat tummies here idiot

programmerhumour

There is always some disconnect

blackandbrownlove

There may be one or two of us that didn’t get the memo, however….

verypowerfulwitch

my entire political stance basically boils down to "I care about other people" and MAN does it make people MAD

lucasjagten-deactivated20230401

lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

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kanye: “yeah man the song is called Monster” jay z: “i know soo many monsters i got this” kanye: “ok but the song is about–”

>SASQUATCH, GODZILLA, KING KONG, LOCH NESS, GOBLIN, GHOUL, A ZOMBIE WITH NO CONSCIENCE

inward

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

ed-longshanks

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

jeekoftheweek

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

mahoganymamii

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dragon-in-a-fez

reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham

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iloveyoutoodeath

its literally so funny that he was just like Im a creep im a Weirdo. NO metaphors no eloquence i am telling u exactly like it is girl i am a bit strange

woodmeat

Yo quick shout out to titties

theconcealedweapon

Pharmaceutical Giant: “This medicine costs $3 to make, but I’m selling it to sick people for $300 because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “That’s a smart business strategy.”

Reddit User: “These GameStop shares cost me $3 each, but I’m selling them to short investors for $300 each because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “THE HORROR!!! GOVERNMENT, PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!”