When someone calls themselves a goofball on a dating app profile i sense an evil in them so ancient.
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When someone calls themselves a goofball on a dating app profile i sense an evil in them so ancient.
being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil
Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS
Ill be honest Miss Gloom, im not really seeing the buh buh bright side of the darkside rn
the thing that's dumb about the whole "can you be a fan of a video game if you're watching gameplay on youtube rather than playing the game yourself" discourse, is that people keep comparing that to "reading the wikipedia summary", when to me it's more comparable to "listening to an audiobook" because listening to a story being read is a fundamentally different experience from reading the book yourself, But i think it would be strange if people argued that listening to an audiobook means you're not experiencing the story at all. just because it's not the way you're generally suppose to engage with books as medium.
they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé
Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."
would you still love me if i was a hulking mass of industrial machinery, so enormous that i seem to have no beginning or end, my purpose unclear and unknown?
the item you held last {phone doesn't count} just disappeared, just poof stopped existing are you mad about it?
yes
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happy actually?
NOOOOOOOOO
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Did you people ever consider that the anglerfish from the magnus archives just wanted a fucking cigarette?? Its not always a fear guys. God. mans just wanted to spark up. Maybe he had a long day you dont know.
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No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this