Only On Tuesdays

I'm Lauren, 18, alpaca farmer, stage manager. Instagram: laurendrapz

[ripelypine-moved-blog]

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

[ithinkitslauren]

Just saying.

[ithinkitslauren]

lukeisapizza tagged me; 
screen shot your lock screen and home screen and post and tag people. you can’t change it even if it’s embarrassing. I tag these lovely people; meespo and the-quirky-elephant

[champagnediazepam]

Fellow drama kids, I present to you: Thespian Peacock

[ithinkitslauren]

[annabelllewallis]

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

[ithinkitslauren]

My brother and his girlfriend bought this clock at a garage sale so they researched it. Turns out it was build very badly with a twenty foot spring that could expand and exploded the clock at any moment. Needless to say we are finding it a new home.

[swiftsbian13-deactivated2022121]

[dietcoketho-deactivated20140921]

omfg I just lost my shit ahahahaa

[deeriest]

jesus christ katniss you should know this

[ithinkitslauren]

Please enjoy this picture of my eye.

[ithinkitslauren]

I'm so excited to go to senior ball this weekend and place standards on myself of how I would look if I actually tried everyday.

[snarg]

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

[candyglynnwilder]

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

[pikagif]

[kindredandkinless]

GOOD GUY ELEPHANT

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

This emotional.

[oooory-deactivated20200524]

[victorious]

the next avatar

[queencitysavior-blog]

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

People who didn’t grow up in small towns

[joeeatspeople]

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

[itsreallystupid]

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO #EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

[herpowerisherown]

#EVERYONE GETS MARRIED AT 18 #THEY WORSHIP HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS 

[flashbarryallen]

You dread going to the mall or grocery store out of fear that you’ll run into someone from high school.