Ladies...

22 y/o Germany In love with my girl

[unclefather]

me: *eating chips*

me: *playing a video game*

me: *can’t hear the video game dialogue because of how loud i am crunching chips*

[ohmy80s]

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

[fortscrotum]

[bbvolk]

[c-isnenegro]

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

me when i spend $70: i deserve this. i love myself and i need to treat myself

me when i spend $4: oh my goddd i have no self control wtf is wrong with me

[deeplovephotography]

[underthepalmsweare-deactivated2]

Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like

[faded-and-dreaming]

[itmaybeelaboratefantasy]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[life-is-a-very-big-joke]

[stability]

[bitchycode]

u know what i like about people? their dogs.

[onlytwitterpics]

[thepudu]

[only-johnny-depp]

[brotneyspores-deactivated202012]

I hate when people compare men to dogs. Dogs don’t deserve that.