Teehee.

This is an ask/rp blog for Crunchy from Dan vs.

[its-crunchy]

Open Rp.

"haaaha-choo!" Crunchy sneezed. "aughh" he almost groaned, wiping his nose. Rarely was he bugged by anything, however colds was one of those rare things that bugged him.

[its-crunchy]

"What happens if like... when we die we get buried in the ground right? What happens if like we're actually being planted?"

[its-crunchy]

"Well… I don’t wanna get in trouble…"

[the-telemarketer-deactivated201]

"Why would you get in trouble? Come on, it’s not like anyone’s listening in."

"And if they were, I probably shouldn’t add onto that. ‘Cause I can almost promise you I’ve done worse."

[its-crunchy]

"..." Crunchy tensed up a bit. "Are you sure you wanna hear this, dude?"

[its-crunchy]

"Well…" he rocked back forth on his heels. "Just really bad stuff…broface"

[the-telemarketer-deactivated201]

"What kind of bad stuff?"

"Quit calling me broface."

[its-crunchy]

"Well... I don't wanna get in trouble..."

[its-crunchy]

He crossed his arms. “don’t judge me, man”

[the-telemarketer-deactivated201]

"Alright, alright, I won’t. It’s not like I’m in any position to, anyway."

"What was so bad about it, other than the fact that you were Captain Crunch?~"

[its-crunchy]

"Well..." he rocked back forth on his heels. "Just really bad stuff...broface"

[its-crunchy]

"It was a dark time for me man!" he protested. Crunchy felt just a bit embarrassed by Dan*’s reaction.

[the-telemarketer-deactivated201]

"I’m sorry.. It’s just- that’s hilarious."

"I will agree with you there- it does sound like a dark time for you, or for anyone, really.”

[its-crunchy]

He crossed his arms. "don't judge me, man"

[lilsantauno]

Anonymously make me flustered

[its-crunchy]

Crunchy trembled a bit, and tears began to form at his eyes. But he bit his lip to make it stop. “I… I use to be” He paused dramatically in the most dramatic way you can imagine. “Captain Crunch”

[the-telemarketer-deactivated201]

"Really? Captain Crunch?"

"How does one be a poorly executed advertising campaign?”

[its-crunchy]

"It was a dark time for me man!" he protested. Crunchy felt just a bit embarrassed by Dan*'s reaction.

[im-dan-deactivated20141116]

Mrrrrp

[its-crunchy]

meeep

[its-crunchy]

Adjusting his glasses, Crunchy narrowed his eyes at the floor. “Those were dark times man…” he crossed his arms.

[the-telemarketer-deactivated201]

"Then, why did you do it?”

"No one forced you to."

[its-crunchy]

"I didn’t know who I was.." He looked at his feet. "I was mislead by my own emotions." Crunchy held the tears back.

[the-telemarketer-deactivated201]

"Ok, just how bad was it?”

"What did you even do?"

[its-crunchy]

Crunchy trembled a bit, and tears began to form at his eyes. But he bit his lip to make it stop. "I... I use to be" He paused dramatically in the most dramatic way you can imagine. "Captain Crunch"

[its-crunchy]

Open Rp.

Adjusting his glasses, Crunchy narrowed his eyes at the floor. “Those were dark times man…” he crossed his arms.

[b-to-the-rabbit-archive-deactiv]

Rabbit crossed his arms “…Oh really?”

[its-crunchy]

"Like yeah… I didn’t know who I was back then" Crunchy stated, his face said shame.

[b-to-the-rabbit-archive-deactiv]

"I know what hard times are man…trust me I know." 

[its-crunchy]

"Do you..." he looked up at Rabbit. "I don't think you know what I did... like gosh" he touched his down cheek. "I'm so ashamed"

[its-crunchy]

Adjusting his glasses, Crunchy narrowed his eyes at the floor. “Those were dark times man…” he crossed his arms.

[the-telemarketer-deactivated201]

"Then, why did you do it?”

"No one forced you to."

[its-crunchy]

"I didn't know who I was.." He looked at his feet. "I was mislead by my own emotions." Crunchy held the tears back.

[its-crunchy]

Open Rp.

Adjusting his glasses, Crunchy narrowed his eyes at the floor. “Those were dark times man…” he crossed his arms.

[b-to-the-rabbit-archive-deactiv]

Rabbit crossed his arms “…Oh really?”

[its-crunchy]

"Like yeah... I didn't know who I was back then" Crunchy stated, his face said shame.

[its-crunchy]

Open Rp.

Adjusting his glasses, Crunchy narrowed his eyes at the floor. "Those were dark times man..." he crossed his arms.

[its-crunchy]

OOC: An AU where Crunchy is blind and protests the wrong places. Or is always talking to walls. And animals will be biting him and shit. He just be like, "aww kisses"

[its-crunchy]

*cries in the distance because Dan* didn't mention him*

[its-crunchy]

What happens if Crunchy is actually really a lonely guy. Like his personality just makes people go away from him. Since he's a tad bit weird. And it actually makes him sad.