Trash Headcanons Surrounded By Fluff

Stealing memes by daylight. Writing headcanons by moonlight. Never running from a real write. She is the one they call Lilly.

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Does the list mean you are ready for asks? Or are you just announcing your current weeb status.

this ask sucker punched me in the throat but yeah its both

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Fandoms I’m Into Now

so i wanna revive this blog. but i’m very different from how i was in 2016, especially with the shows i watch. so i want to make a list of things i’m interested in writing about and see what you all think!!

haikyuu!! (honestly i haven’t watched it in a while, but if you all want more headcanons from it i’ll give it another go around!)

mob psycho 100

she-ra

the dragon price

carmen sandiego

yuri!!! on ice

the adventure zone

night vale

carry on

merlin

my hero academia (season 1, i have yet to watch further but plan to)

hilda

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Resurrection! Resurrection! Resurrection!

big 2019 mood for this blog tbh

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i miss this blog :(

if i was going to bring it back what fandoms would you guys want to see?

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you bet ur bottom dollar it's alive

hell yeah

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is the haikyuu!! fandom still alive or

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i was watching mob psycho 100 for the second time and was hit with a realization

okay so tobio is like mob and he’s super scary powerful and his psychic powers act up with his emotions so he buries them and has explosions. while mob joins the physical fitness club tobio joins the volleyball

he’s really good at completely shutting down his emotions until he gets to karasuno and has actual friends

hinata has powers but they don’t develop that fast, so instead they show in small bursts. so the reason he can jump so high are his powers subtly working. he finally realizes it during that big fight with tobio because he’s so emotional that they burst out at tobio

tsukishima has powers, acting sort of as teru, but instead of tobio confronting him it’s yamaguchi when they’re younger. yamaguchi has really really weak powers when he’s younger but he wants to stop tsukki from bullying people. they fight, tsukki wins, but feels bad because yams won’t give up and is so sure of his beliefs that he sort of gives up his bad ways to befriend yams

yams works really hard later in life to bring his powers to his fullest ability

tanaka doesn’t have powers so he acts really touch and rebels to make up for it

ennoshita totally has powers but no one knows for the longest time because he doesn’t like using them

tanaka is pissed cause why didn’t you tell me chikara??????

noya has powers but he can’t use them all at once. he has to use them sparingly and use them all in one big burst and that drains him pretty quick

asahi doesn’t know if he does or does not have powers cause he’s too nervous to find out. he doesn’t want to have to deal with the worries that come with being a psychic and plus he’s really scared of spirits he doesn’t want that responsibility

daichi doesn’t have any powers and is forced to come up with creative ways to deal with all these fucking powerful children he now has under his wings

but it’s not so bad cause suga does have powers and uses them to keep all the kids in check

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@moon-beam-s

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i was watching mob psycho 100 for the second time and was hit with a realization

okay so tobio is like mob and he’s super scary powerful and his psychic powers act up with his emotions so he buries them and has explosions. while mob joins the physical fitness club tobio joins the volleyball

he’s really good at completely shutting down his emotions until he gets to karasuno and has actual friends

hinata has powers but they don’t develop that fast, so instead they show in small bursts. so the reason he can jump so high are his powers subtly working. he finally realizes it during that big fight with tobio because he’s so emotional that they burst out at tobio

tsukishima has powers, acting sort of as teru, but instead of tobio confronting him it’s yamaguchi when they’re younger. yamaguchi has really really weak powers when he’s younger but he wants to stop tsukki from bullying people. they fight, tsukki wins, but feels bad because yams won’t give up and is so sure of his beliefs that he sort of gives up his bad ways to befriend yams

yams works really hard later in life to bring his powers to his fullest ability

tanaka doesn’t have powers so he acts really touch and rebels to make up for it

ennoshita totally has powers but no one knows for the longest time because he doesn’t like using them

tanaka is pissed cause why didn’t you tell me chikara??????

noya has powers but he can’t use them all at once. he has to use them sparingly and use them all in one big burst and that drains him pretty quick

asahi doesn’t know if he does or does not have powers cause he’s too nervous to find out. he doesn’t want to have to deal with the worries that come with being a psychic and plus he’s really scared of spirits he doesn’t want that responsibility

daichi doesn’t have any powers and is forced to come up with creative ways to deal with all these fucking powerful children he now has under his wings

but it’s not so bad cause suga does have powers and uses them to keep all the kids in check

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I just thought of this, but what if a bunch of people from every team started a meme squad, just to annoy their teams? Like Kemna is so done with Kuroo's shit, Iwaizumi is this close to strangling Oikawa, and poor Kageyama doesn't understand how to meme. And they all have specific meme code names? Like Bokuto is called Dat Boi (and omg what is wrong with my mind. But yeah everyone not on the meme squad is planning to hold an intervention.

oh my god. they would, wouldn’t they? 

kuroo, oikawa, and bokuto would for sure be in it. so would noya and tanaka, i bet, dragging hinata in with them. ushijima somehow hears about it but oikawa won’t allow that kind of suffering in his meme squad (kuroo does point out that it wouldn’t be wrong to let ushijima in as he’s basically a meme himself). lev tries to get his way in too but has no idea what a meme is and no one will tell him

the others would suffer so much. daichi bans the word meme from practice. iwaizumi has to constantly confiscate oikawa’s phone cause of the shit they get up to through text that he won’t stop talking about. bokuto and kuroo have to be the worst to deal with. poor kenma. oh god

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Instead of dragon wings, maybe Simon thought of angel wings or demon wings. Baz's poor heart, having a boyfriend with wings.

eeeh the dragon wings are kinda demon-y so lets go with angel 

imagine poor poor baz his boyfriend is practically an angel. he’d suffer so much cause his gay little head was already shoving this beautiful imagery of simon into the forefront of his mind 24/7 and now angel wings??? not fucking fair at all 

the feathers would be so soft and white ( “like snow” baz would endlessly tease) and simon really likes it when penny or baz run their fingers through the feathers (especially baz). they wouldn’t be any bigger than the wings he has in canon but a little fuller i guess. 

poor baz having to wake up almost every morning to the sight of simon, surrounded by a glow of warm sunlight, with angel wings to finish off the picture perfectly. are we sure he isn’t dead? cause he’s not so sure

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Oikawa is really into fake nails, but he can't wear them when he plays so he can't get them done really well because it would just be a waste. but after they lost a game and he's feeling sad. so Iwa-chan takes him to get his nais done like a good friend

imagine oikawa dramatically announcing he’s quitting volleyball after his teammates tease him a bit too much and the reaction is “yeah, sure, okay, just like last week” and then the next day oikawa comes in with these huge fucking fake nails like those ridiculously long ones and everyones like “what the fuck are those” they only last a day tho

oikawa loves fake nails. at first he started painting them himself when he was younger, and kept doing that through middle school (iwaizumi is now amazing with nail polish thanks to him) and discovers fake nails in high school and they become like a special thing

sure he can paint his nails and keep playing volleyball, but he can only get fake nails as a treat because he can’t wear then often or for very long. best treat yo self days

and yes, iwa will take him out to get his nails done, especially after a bad loss. both to make oikawa feel better, and to keep him from obsessively practicing in a desperate attempt to get better. 

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i was thinking of the iwaoi university angst and just imagine how they both realize how much they depend on each other. Oikawa is constantly late for class cause Iwaizumi isn't there to wake him up. He almost forgets to start writing papers because Iwaizumi isn't yelling at him to finish his work. And Iwaizumi has almost called his roommate "Shittykawa" at least ten times.

listen any university angst fuels both my soul and will to live so lets go

i feel like they both know before the go off to university but they refuse to both talk about it/acknowledge it until they absolutely have to. so yes, that does lead to oikawa being constantly late for class, and iwa having to explain to his roommate why he keeps calling him shittykawa (leading to a rather extensive browsing through oikawa’s instagram with said roommate)

but i feel like they’d also adjust?? cause i dont think the timezone is that different so iwa calls oikawa every morning (cause iwa is just an early riser by nature even if he doesnt have class) and they text constantly throughout the day. like they’d defiantly feel the absence, especially right after visits because they’ve been next to each other for years and suddenly being all alone?? is really hard to deal with

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this is the best thing i’ve received to this day

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going through this blog has made me realize how much i’ve missed yukiko and etsuko :’ )

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Does lev have his own cat or does he just feed and pet every stray cat there is and calls them his?

lev’s mother is allergic to cats so he can’t have them in the house, but he l o v e s cats so she doesn’t complain about him setting out food for stray cats. as long as they stay outside he can feed them, pet them, and name them

when he inevitably gets his own place though you can bet that he adopts as many as those cats as he can 

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yamaguchi goes to ennoshita and tells him how he's been in love with tsukki basically his whole life but cant do anything about it and ennoshita just sighs and goes "you're screwed kid"

yamaguchi and ennoshita going to each other for dating advice is a++++

ennoshita wishes he could help more but does tsukki have emotions?? does he understand romance??? the more ennoshita watches him the less he’s sure. he really really wants to help yams out because he can tell this means a lot to yams and they actually get along really well but every time ennoshita watches them together during practice he just sighs and prays for his poor boy

until one day tsukki comes up to him saying suga said he gives pretty good advice and how do you tell if your best friend likes someone and ennoshita realizes hiS BOI HAS A CHANCE

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