I was naughty but from now on I'll be nice

Henry Bolet Jr. I live in New Orleans with my fiancée Cecilia (Lia) who is also on this blog with me. Sometimes I go on weird adventures with Nancy. That girl is crazy. Sonny and Ned are my best friends.

[alien-boi-sonny]

@your-besties-bestie BESS BABE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CROW BOY WHOSE JOB IT IS TO DESTROY PLASTIC AND IF YOU DO THEN WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON HIM, SCIENCE WANTS TO KNOW FOR SUPER SCIENTIFIC REASONS THAT DEFINITELY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THINGS I MAY OR MAY NOT TEXT YOU IN THE FUTURE

[your-besties-bestie]

I have no idea what you’re talking about???

I thought plastic couldn’t be destroyed... Like matter and human rights.

[alien-boi-sonny]

OOOOHHHHH this means i get to educate you about Dangerous Crow Boy Whose Job It is To Destroy Plastic and Plastic Girl

I'M GONNA TEXT LIA AND GET HER TO HELP, I BET SHE'LL LOVE THIS

[your-besties-bestie]

YAY! (I think…)

[its-henry-bolet]

I'M GOING TO TEXT YOU LITERALLY EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT DANGEROUS CROW BOY, PREPARE FOR AN ESSAY ON YOUR PHONE —Lia

Bess. Bess no, don't listen to them. I've been getting teased and annoyed with Dangerous Crow Boy for like a solid month now, I don't want anyone else in the friend group getting indoctrinated into this, I'm begging you to ignore it —Henry

[mrskinbag]

Been missing you guys!!! How is everyone? Me, I’ve just been scurrying. Lurking where you least expect it. You know, same old same old.

[its-henry-bolet]

Oh god I forgot all about this one

[dr-iggy-bolet]

he’s not all that bright, but he’s my new best friend. be nice.

[its-henry-bolet]

Iggy

Iggy who is that

When I told you to keep yourself out of trouble while Lia and I were gone on our honeymoon, part of what that meant was "Do not let strange animals or people into the house" WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS LIZARD?

[its-henry-bolet]

By the way this is what me and Henry are wearing today

And yes he does indeed look fine as hell in that suit and yes I will indeed be ripping it the fuck off him tonight

—Lia

[its-henry-bolet]

GUESS WHO'S MOTHERFUCKING MARRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEED

TIME TO PARTY AND EAT CAKE AND GET DRUNK, SLUTS

—Lia

[its-henry-bolet]

IT'S GO TIME

[its-henry-bolet]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE ARE EXACTLY ONE HOUR AWAY, THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN DRILL

@dr-iggy-bolet make sure you're done scuttling soon so you don't lose track of the time

[its-henry-bolet]

THIRTY MINUTES

[its-henry-bolet]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE ARE EXACTLY ONE HOUR AWAY, THIS IS NOT A FUCKIN DRILL

@dr-iggy-bolet make sure you're done scuttling soon so you don't lose track of the time

[your-besties-bestie]

here’s the dress Lia ordered for us bridesmaids!

(not my size, so its still not wedding spoilers)

[its-henry-bolet]

This is gonna be the absolute gothest fucking wedding anyone's ever seen

The bridesmaids dresses are only a SLIVER of the gothness happening at this thing

(Wait until you guys see Henry's outfit, goth tuxes go FUCKING HARD)

—Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

oh no, ive already started crying!! does anyone have waterproof mascara?????

or does this just make me look more goth…

[its-henry-bolet]

i meannnnnn we do very much have waterproof mascara, but it does also make you look more goth, but also if you want the waterproof stuff i can give you a SERIOUSLY sick design with it, so it's up to you Besstie —Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

oooo BEDAZZLE ME BESTIE

(or whatever you say when its eyeliner)

[its-henry-bolet]

GIRL NO I CAN LITERALLY BEDAZZLE YOU IF YOU WANT, I HAVE LIKE FACE RHINESTONES AND SHIT THAT WE CAN ADD —Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

YEEEEEESSSSSS

[its-henry-bolet]

I'MMA MAKE YOU LOOK FABULOUS

EVEN MORE THAN YOU ALREADY LOOK

—Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

here’s the dress Lia ordered for us bridesmaids!

(not my size, so its still not wedding spoilers)

[its-henry-bolet]

This is gonna be the absolute gothest fucking wedding anyone's ever seen

The bridesmaids dresses are only a SLIVER of the gothness happening at this thing

(Wait until you guys see Henry's outfit, goth tuxes go FUCKING HARD)

—Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

oh no, ive already started crying!! does anyone have waterproof mascara?????

or does this just make me look more goth…

[its-henry-bolet]

i meannnnnn we do very much have waterproof mascara, but it does also make you look more goth, but also if you want the waterproof stuff i can give you a SERIOUSLY sick design with it, so it's up to you Besstie —Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

oooo BEDAZZLE ME BESTIE

(or whatever you say when its eyeliner)

[its-henry-bolet]

GIRL NO I CAN LITERALLY BEDAZZLE YOU IF YOU WANT, I HAVE LIKE FACE RHINESTONES AND SHIT THAT WE CAN ADD —Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

here’s the dress Lia ordered for us bridesmaids!

(not my size, so its still not wedding spoilers)

[its-henry-bolet]

This is gonna be the absolute gothest fucking wedding anyone's ever seen

The bridesmaids dresses are only a SLIVER of the gothness happening at this thing

(Wait until you guys see Henry's outfit, goth tuxes go FUCKING HARD)

—Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

oh no, ive already started crying!! does anyone have waterproof mascara?????

or does this just make me look more goth…

[its-henry-bolet]

i meannnnnn we do very much have waterproof mascara, but it does also make you look more goth, but also if you want the waterproof stuff i can give you a SERIOUSLY sick design with it, so it's up to you Besstie —Lia

[your-besties-bestie]

here’s the dress Lia ordered for us bridesmaids!

(not my size, so its still not wedding spoilers)

[its-henry-bolet]

This is gonna be the absolute gothest fucking wedding anyone's ever seen

The bridesmaids dresses are only a SLIVER of the gothness happening at this thing

(Wait until you guys see Henry's outfit, goth tuxes go FUCKING HARD)

—Lia

[its-henry-bolet]

alright @dr-iggy-bolet

PROMISE not to let them fall out of your pocket while you're scuttling and you can go ahead and have the rings

[dr-iggy-bolet]

outfit inspo for the WEDDDING TODAY!!!

(cecelia, if you change your mind, no problem, im still your iguana, we dont need henry)

my iguana great uncle had amazing fashion sense

[its-henry-bolet]

I LITERALLY FEED YOU —Henry

IGGY YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AMAZING AND I WOULD NEVER EVER CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT YOU BEING IN THE WEDDING —Lia

[dr-iggy-bolet]

not what that was about but ILL TAKE IT

WE’RE GETTING THESE TWO MARRIED!!

now… where are the rings…

[its-henry-bolet]

Ned is in charge of them for now, you get them right before the ceremony kicks off

and before you get all huffy about it, it's nothing about not trusting you with them, it's just because they're a lot less likely to accidentally fall out of Ned's pocket than they are yours since you're probably going to be scuttling around all over the place while everybody's getting ready —Henry

[dr-iggy-bolet]

You don’t trust me and that’s fine. I’ll scuttle to my hearts content, thank you.

[its-henry-bolet]

I literally just said it's not about a lack of trust but go off I guess

[dr-iggy-bolet]

outfit inspo for the WEDDDING TODAY!!!

(cecelia, if you change your mind, no problem, im still your iguana, we dont need henry)

my iguana great uncle had amazing fashion sense

[its-henry-bolet]

I LITERALLY FEED YOU —Henry

IGGY YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AMAZING AND I WOULD NEVER EVER CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT YOU BEING IN THE WEDDING —Lia

[dr-iggy-bolet]

not what that was about but ILL TAKE IT

WE’RE GETTING THESE TWO MARRIED!!

now… where are the rings…

[its-henry-bolet]

Ned is in charge of them for now, you get them right before the ceremony kicks off

and before you get all huffy about it, it's nothing about not trusting you with them, it's just because they're a lot less likely to accidentally fall out of Ned's pocket than they are yours since you're probably going to be scuttling around all over the place while everybody's getting ready —Henry

[dr-iggy-bolet]

outfit inspo for the WEDDDING TODAY!!!

(cecelia, if you change your mind, no problem, im still your iguana, we dont need henry)

my iguana great uncle had amazing fashion sense

[its-henry-bolet]

I LITERALLY FEED YOU —Henry

IGGY YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AMAZING AND I WOULD NEVER EVER CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT YOU BEING IN THE WEDDING —Lia

[its-henry-bolet]

ARE YOU READY TO BE MR. CECELIA???

- Bess 💟

You bet your goddamn ass I am, let's GO