Names Evans, Jay Evans

I'm married to an awesome girl and we share a place and a dog, Jake, together.

[its-jayevans]

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Same.

There's just that thing about her!

[its-jayevans]

What's your biggest weakness?

Pretty blondes that go by the name of Bianca Evans.

[its-jayevans]

I've been sick for the past week.

[bianca--evans]

I know you do, babe. You make it seem like the sickness from hell. Incentive to get better is you get kisses when you do.

[its-jayevans]

It feels like the sickness from hell. Okay, fine no kisses until better. Now I'm gonna be resting and drinking fluids like a champ so I can get them.

[its-jayevans]

I've been sick for the past week.

[bianca--evans]

You’re such a baby when you’re sick. Do you want me to get sick, too? HMM? 

[its-jayevans]

I am. I hate being sick! No, no. I wouldn't want to wish this on you. 

[its-jayevans]

I've been sick for the past week.

[puckforyou-deactivated20140302]

I was beginning to wonder where you were at. Figured the ball and chain had you locked up.

Feel better, man.

[its-jayevans]

She only locks me up during our special nights.

Thanks, I'm finally starting to.

[its-jayevans]

I've been sick for the past week.

[bianca--evans]

Stop telling people I’m not taking care of you! I’m just not kissing you, okay. I’m gonna end up with this though, I know.

[its-jayevans]

Not kissing me is not taking care of me! So, start kissing and I'll tell everyone you're the best doctor ever.

[its-jayevans]

I've been sick for the past week.

[kurthummelloverboy-deactivated2]

Well, I really hope you’ll get better soon. Tell Bianca to make you some really really hot tea and keep you in bed.

[its-jayevans]

Thanks, man, I hope so too! Yeah, she's too busy staying far far away from me. She doesn't wanna get sick and I don't blame her. It's like hell.

[its-jayevans]

I've been sick for the past week.

[kurthummelloverboy-deactivated2]

What happened? You’ve caught a cold or something?

[its-jayevans]

Honestly, I don't even know. I was fine one day and then BAM, sick as a dog. If this is a cold, it's the worst I've ever had. Ever,

[its-jayevans]

I've been sick for the past week.

I think I'm dying. 

[summerland-rumormill-deactivate]

[bianca--evans]

Nothing! Notta.

[its-jayevans]

You're odd, m'lady.

[summerland-rumormill-deactivate]

[bianca--evans]

Oh.

[its-jayevans]

What?

[summerland-rumormill-deactivate]

[bianca--evans]

Only losers lol. Why are you laughing anyway?

[its-jayevans]

I'm a loser. And I laughed because we married because we're in love not cause you're pregnant.

[summerland-rumormill-deactivate]

[bianca--evans]

Did you seriously just Lol?

[its-jayevans]

I want to say no but...yes I did.

[summerland-rumormill-deactivate]

Bianca and Jay are expecting. That’s why they got hitched.

[bianca--evans]

…

[its-jayevans]

Lol.

[its-jayevans]

First day as a married man!

[bianca--evans]

Yeah but that, plus the jet-lag.

[its-jayevans]

But mostly from the epic sex, right?

[its-jayevans]

First day as a married man!

[phillyman-evans-blog]

Yeah, well. I’m just sayin’ we don’t need to get into it on your day. You have a business? I know, I think that means you’ll end up with a few smacks so it’s extremely tempting. Maybe I’ll just tell Stacy and she’ll blab.

[its-jayevans]

Well, thanks for that dude. I'm starting one, yeah. I'm already gonna end up with more than one snack no need to make it happen sooner than it needs to! Oh no, she's got the biggest mouth ever. 

[its-jayevans]

First day as a married man!

[wildefaith-deactivated20180330]

Like I would be anything but perrfect.

I’m grinning like cheese too and it wasn’t even my wedding. I’m so excited for both of you!

[its-jayevans]

Very true!

Thank you! We're pretty excited for ourselves too. Now we get to plan a honeymoon.