Who's That Boy?

Well hello there :') hope you're having a good day and if not why not let me make it better? I'm not a hero, super talented and no I can't fly -_- I'm just an average guy, so that means I have problems, sleep a lot and am completely useless ^.^ So stick around and let's get to know each other.

[delor-art]

[the-homie-sexual]

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

[moan-s]

[stupidsexynixon-deactivated2017]

US President Richard Nixon with a huge ass key.

[baryonyxmono]

i’m not too sure about this new kingdom hearts character tbh

[all1sees]

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

[theangelictennants]

okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.

[megnesiums-deactivated20171121]

ok hannibal

[forget-and-not-slow-down]

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

This is the best idea I’ve ever heard of.

[franksinatra420-remade-blog]

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

[bruhnett-blog]

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

[fyeahlilbit3point0-blog]

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

[itsagifnotagif]

[disaffecting]

now listen here you little shit

[its-just-a-guy-blog]

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

[nowyoukno]

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[omariospizza]

stop white boys 2k15

[dopeybeauty]

you fucking salmon

[its-just-a-guy-blog]

😂😂😂

[eteru]

neenee and urara ♡ 

[ohhhhhhbrae-deactivated20150414]

I swear I’m not even all that attractive, but I have a good heart.

Like, I’m average as hell, but I’ll treat you well.