ReidThePimp

Reid - 21 - Coldgrove idek, i just like food, sports and music man

[its-reid-mitchell]

I know it's been a decade but when I heard the news of Liam's passing I thought of you all straight away. I hope you're holding up okay. I know none of you will probably ever see this but just on the off chance that you do... I hope you know I miss you and you are not alone. This silly little boy band and silly little made up town and made up characters we told stories through got me through some of the hardest times. RP and One Direction and the love we shared for them made us a family and pulled me through some of the lonliest years of my life. I hope you're doing well wherever you are.

RIP Liam Payne <3 Coldgrove forever <3

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on another note, whAT ThE FUcK IS HAPPENIHSHAINEYSKSBBF

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but have we discussed what sex in the city characters we all are? because I think i’m suuuuch a Samantha

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[paycero]

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IMPOSTERS

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Guys I found ryker on hot or not. I don't think holdens gonna be very pleased about this.

[kadethomp-blog]

:-)

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KADENCE THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE ARE YOU JOKING IS THIS SOME SORT OF CRUEL PRANK

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hey friends remember when we were young and dumb and asked what is air a lot

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Ya’ll are giving me so much life Also jean-ralphio is my spirit animal

[phoenix-rodriguez]

reid i didn’t get my newspaper this morning pls stop slacking on your job bc you’re out late clubbing (and wearing your uniform hat none the less)

[its-reid-mitchell]

gosh sorry man I lost my bike at the club so I can’t be a paperboy no more, still keeping the hat though.

[stylesly]

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How to get into a club by Reid

[ofziall]

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girl ur my angel, ur my darlin angel

TAKE ME BACK TO THE YEAR 2000 THO

Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby Shorty, you’re my angel, you’re my darling angel Phe, you’re my friend when I’m in need, lady

[zialltho]

guise i was literally trying to take a cute picture of myself with my new laptop bUT THEN A FUCKING FLY FLEW IN AND WHILE I WAS TRYING TO WHACK IT AWAY THE CAMERA TOOK THE PHOTO AND

[phoenix-rodriguez]

PULL UP IN THE MONSTER AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA YEAH IM IN THAT TONKA COLOR OF WILLY WONKA YOU CAN BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER OK FIRST THINGS FIRST I'LL EAT YO BRAINS THEN IMMA START ROCKIN GOLD TEETH AND FANGS CAUSE THATS WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN MONSTER DO HAIRDRESSERE FROM MILAN THATS THE MONSTER DO MONSTER GIUSEPPE HEEL THATS A MONSTER SHOE

This has been in my inbox for over 2 years.

[holdenreynolds]

[takes a deep breath cuz shit Boutta get LIT !!]

YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTER AND THE MONSTER CREW AND IM ALL UP ALL UP ALL UP IN THE BANK WITH THE FUNNY FACE AND IF IM FAKE I AINT NOTICE CUZ MY MONEY AINT SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT WAIT IM THE ROOKIE?? BUT MY FEATURES AND MY SHOWS TEN TIMES UR PAY?? 50K FOR A VERSE NO ALBUM OUT YEAH MY MONEY SO TALL THAT MY BARBIES GOTTA CLIMB IT HOTTER THAN THE MIDDLE EASTERN CLIMATE FIND IT TONY MATTERHORN DUTTY WINE IT WHILE IT NICKI ON THEM TITTIES WHEN I SIGN ITTTTT THATS WHY THESE HITTAS SO ONE TRACK MINDEDDDDDD BUT REALLY REALLY I DONT GIVE A F-U-C-K FORGET BARBIE FUCK NICKI CUZ SHES FAKE SHE ON A DIET BUT HER POCKETS EATIN CHEESECAKE AND I’LL SAY BRIDE OF CHUCKIE IS CHILD’S PLAY JUST KILLED ANOTHER CAREER IT’S A MILD DAY BESIDES YE THEY CANT STAND BESIDES ME I THINK ME U AND AM SHOULD MENAGE FRIDAY PINK WIG THICK ASS GIVE EM WHIPLASH I THINK BIG GET CASH MAKE EM BLINK FAST NOW LOOK AT WHAT U JUST SAW THIS IS WHAT U LIVE FOR AHHHHHHHH IM A MOTHAFUCKIN MONSTER

[its-reid-mitchell]

cam why is that man taking a photo of your butt

[cameron-thompson]

idk ask him

[its-reid-mitchell]

he said “i like big butts and i can not lie” 

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cam why is that man taking a photo of your butt