#but seriously

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Guys don’t make it a habit to bite at your fingers because you’ll do it without realizing and you have a blister on your finger from a burn at work so when you bite into it you’ll pop the blister and then you’ll get puss all in your mouth and you’ll cry while driving home

Oh my fod never speak to me again that is soooooo gross

[melonbeetlefrommars]

I am so sick and tired of the dreamy liquid words of a woman who thinks herself higher by her language. they write of sex as trotted fingers skipping upon their own arm and think it goosebumps the rest of us. they think their metaphors cast us into spirals of confusion when it is one of the most common comparisons often showered by a twelve year old girl bored in math class. they sneer and scoff at the attempts of others for having to force themselves to be brought down to neanderthal levels of English comprehension in order to teach you how to truly be proficient. cannibalism. pomegranate seeds. Ophelia. mothers. daughters performing their literary blood-letting. all through the tappeting fingers of a stolen Pinterest manicure and tasteless silver rings.

am I a hypocrite? absolutely. but it is not the woman herself who bothers me. in fact I feel as though the topics I listed out at the end of my rant sound more of misogynistic dog whistles than the criticism of repetition I sought them to be. I could probably find myself able to hear her out. but it's when class involves itself. there in lies the rub.

whether by literacy, age, or class, I find this woman is more prone to scoffing at the ideas of another lady who may have thought of a comedy in her 40's. or a girl who wrote novice fan-fiction at 14. or the works of an airport author stuck in literary hell for the next 25 years. why must we only care when my writer looks like me and shoots nonsense she disguises as profoundness.?embrace those tropes so long as you are passionate about them. challenge other writers. write the strange. write the cliche. I wish to take your prompt with a smile.

and giggle with its sincerity.

[not-offical-offical]

I need to ban myself from texting my reactions while trying to watch a movie ony phone bc what do you mean it took me nearly three hours to watch a movie that's only 1 hour 37 minutes WITH CREDITS

(tbf it buffered and I had to switch servers at least 5 times and I did take a 30 minute break to write out a fanfic idea but STILL just WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE)

It's like 2am rn I have things to do tmrw (to give myself credit I tried watching it like 12 other times but my VPN wasn't working)

Anyways rise of the guardians was peak

[whenyuor-damaged-oops]

literally why be an asshole about my friends when you can be an asshole to me and no one has to be murdered over it .

[harpyjack]

People need to stop seeing the Internet as "a place I visit" and more of a connection between you and one other person. Sometimes that person is multiple people or a business or something but that's not important right now. It's kind of like if someone took a bunch of tubes and connected them in some way.

[nice-bright-colors]

All quiet on the upstairs front.

Now, only if there was something that could shut off my brain, and let me sleep for a few hours.

[triplestripe]

What's the weirdest thing you've done today?

I scooped a bit of my shit out of the loo to send to the government...