survival of the richest

Roman Snow 17 Seventh Year Slytherin

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SLYTHERIN: “You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences.” -W Somerset Maugham

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4.14.14

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“Never mind, I’ll just… Okay, you know what? I realize that you’re not the type to be convinced to stick to the curfew, but can you at least take your smoking outside?”

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“I could, but, you see, it’s cold outside, and I’m very lazy. And quite frankly, I like this spot.”

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“I just thought you might needed help with something.” She sighed. “Never mind.” 

[its-romansnow]

“What would I need help with...?”

[its-romansnow]

“What do you want?”

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“I should have just said I didn’t miss you so that you’d feel like a twat, I’ve been away so long, I have too catch up on my quota for inducing misery,” she smirked. “Good.”

[its-romansnow]

Roman smiled and rolled his eyes. “How I managed to survive with both you and Mason gone is beyond me.” He said with a chuckle. “Thankfully you both came back at the same time, and before I managed to annoy someone to the point of them murdering me. Although, death sounds better than the shitstorm that’s coming.”

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“Well at least there’s a silver lining to all this bullshit,” she shrugged. “You were there, it was at that god awful dinner I went to,” Jasper smirked thinking back to that night. 

[its-romansnow]

“Oh, right! That was pretty amazing. You definitely get girlfriend points for that. I’m still sorry I dragged you to that dinner. And to the wedding. I’m a terrible boyfriend, how do you put up with me?” Roman laughed, shaking his head.

[darius-pucey]

“No. But I still slightly like you Roman. Just being honest you’re man period is just sad, I’ll actually feel bad if I make you cry. Slightly scared I’ll be asked  to start eating chocolate ice cream with you and to watch stupid muggle romance movies. Elk!”

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[its-romansnow]

“The fact that you think I would cry just because you said I’ve got a man period really shows how little you know me.” Roman said, shaking his head, thoroughly unimpressed.

[darius-pucey]

“I’d suggest painting your forehead with “FUCK OFF!” I’m sure that will get the point across. Maybe get some man-pads too, you seem to be bleeding out sweetie.”

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[its-romansnow]

“A period joke? Really? That’s the best you’ve got?”

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[its-romansnow]

jasper-not-wednesday :

“About a month ago you would have said the same thing, but unless I’m mistaken, we just came back from a wedding,” Jasper countered. “Yeah you’re welcome,” she smiled, before continuing, “and I’m sorry I missed it, but I’d like to think I got the most priceless face out of her when I kicked her.”

“Ah, yes. But, that was before my dad died and my mother decided she didn’t want to be a Snow. There’s just me now. And I say no more family functions.” He said with a single nod. “Wait, you kicked her? I would’ve loved to see that. You’re my hero.”

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jasper-not-wednesday :

“Oh clearly,” Jasper replied sarcastically. “I mean this in the nicest way, but man up. I missed you, deal with it.” Jasper replied, before continuing, “and I will always be a bigger asshole than you, and don’t forget it.”

Rolling his eyes, Roman shook his head. “Sometimes a guy just can’t be sure. Especially after how we left things before you left. It was all very weird. I’m glad you missed me though, because I’d feel like a right twat if you didn’t.” He chuckled. “Oh, I know. Don’t worry. I’ll never forget that.”

[its-romansnow]

jasper-not-wednesday :

Over the course of the day, Jasper had decided that she hated weddings. Following Roman out of the fireplace she didn’t even make it to a piece of furniture, rather sliding down to the ground near Roman, quickly she removed herself of her shoes and slouched down. “Yep, if I had to explain that I get called Jasper one more time, I might have killed one of your relatives. Also, your cousin thinks my name is Ivana Humpelott,” Jasper chuckled, pulling a few pins out of her hair and letting her curls fall down. 

“Luckily for you, there will never be another Snow family function because I’m now the last Snow.” Roman told Jasper, rolling onto his back. “I appreciate you coming, I’m only sorry that you didn’t get to see me throw up in front of my mother first thing this morning. Her face was priceless, you would’ve loved it.”

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[its-romansnow]

jasper-not-wednesday :

“That is impressive, and what makes this week so much worst than every other week here?” She asked. “Yeah neither. I missed you too,” Jasper nodded, running a hand through her hair.

“Nothing important, don’t worry about it.” Roman said, shaking his head. “I don’t know what it says about me, but a part of me thinks you don’t really mean that. Which, I guess, would make sense considering I’m one of the biggest assholes here. But, hey.” He shrugged, letting out a short sigh.

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN: “Fear? That’s the other guy’s problem.” -Timothy Harris (Louis Winthorpe III: Trading Places)