Have you come to collect my bones?!

Allisa / 2003 / she/her / Lesbian

[importantcatpics]

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

[fantasticfinnie]

happy pride month chat

[its-spookydreamer]

I stopped using Google about half a year ago. But I've been saying I googled something until about last week. Instead of saying I googled something I've been bringing more joy and whimsy into my life by saying things like:

"I'll ask the fox of fire about this"

"the fox has spoken"

"let me just ask the duck real quick"

"I communed with the duck and it says this"

Highly recommend switching your browser and vocabulary

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[pukicho]

I shake you so hard your eyes are go to bed

[angstics]

exciting entry in the "what genre is mcr" debate. he said be a faggot!!!!! (blender 2005)

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[no-one-offical]

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[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[starrynet]

[rottenvampbat]

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in my Enclosure, performing Behaviors

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

perfectly normal Behaviors

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[only-cat-memes]

[importantcatpics]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???