Dances with Chickens and his friends doing stuff

I am Dances with Chickens. I have a name that comes with a responsibility: dancing with chickens, and being fabulous at the same time. I am a Norn from Hoelbrak. I am not too bright, but at least strong. And fabulous. Some consider me a hero. Some hate me for being so sexy. I won my homelands Great Hunt. I single handedly defeated Mikkel Toivosson in The Championship Fight. I drank the Masters of Om to the ground and burped into their faces. Several times. I defeated Zhaitan, the elder dragon with some of my most valuable friends. And burped into his dead face. Several times. But above everything: I'm looking good. I'm sexy as hell. And fabulous. And I have a sexy deep voice.

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Dances with Chickens announces: he’s leaving!

Hellooooooo~ my beloved followers!

As you may have noticed, Dances with Chickens was absent for a very long time now without any reblog or original content. This is not a coincident: being Dances with Chickens was a therapy for me, the player and the blogger. Personally, I have been deep down in Dolyak crap for a couple of months now, and I don’t seem to enjoy #GuildWars2 and #DancesWithChickens anymore. I loved this character, the role playing,  the #PINKTASTIC things, the PINK WISDOM and all of those satyrical jokes...

But I started feeling empty inside. Not because I got bored of Dances with Chickens. I... just messed up my real life. I’ve been hospitalized for more than a month, and I currently have serious personal issues that blocks me from doing anything with Dances with Chickens, or GW2.

I don’t feel that this is a therapy anymore... Thus, I Dances with Chickens will no longer post #PINKTASTIC things. Dances with Chickens will go away on an indefinite sacred mission for her almighty Pink God!

I may be back someday, posting original material, reblogging. But I will not delete the account - for the time being. 

Take care, followers, may the Pink God guide you on your path!

[virtue-of-justice]

[itsdanceswithchickens]

Holy PinkPanties! This has to be the bestest flaming Sylvari couple I ever seen! My caesar salad buddy, Caolfwynn would be really excited to see this!

[the-sunless]

An upcoming Asura hairstyle! Credit to @that_shaman on Twitter

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That FABULOUS #PINK hair looks awkwardly sexy on that asura!

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I got this ABSO - waitforit - LUTE - waitsomemoooore - LY fancy and FABULOUS #PINK aviator’s from the Black Lion Trading sale! I don’t know from where those guys get there AWESOME stuff but ... 

Headin' into twilight Spreadin' out her wings tonight She got you jumpin' off the deck And shovin' into overdrive Glide into the Danger Zone Glide into the Danger Zone

Oh, and look at my FABULOUS flower glider too! I’ll use it everytime when I’m fighting for a GREENER TYRIA!!!

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I met this VERY FABULOUS kitten in Divinity’s Reach! She’s adorable!

... Buuuut, she may use more FABULOUS #PINK instead of that... Plain and empty purple-ish coloring! It would go VERY WELL with the awesome fur and wings!

#HELPTHEFABULOUSLYCHALLENGED

[gw2night]

my ele Nightami ^_^

Thank you Nes for editing♥

[itsdanceswithchickens]

Simply beautiful! It could use some extra FABULOUS #PINK, but otherwise, beautiful!

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Nice-nice. Not bad. But... that darker shade of purple would look even better if it was a darker shade of AWESOME #PINK like hot pink! That would really please the Pink God herself!

#HELPTHEFABULOUSLYCHALLENGED

[ependadrawsguildwars2]

SAB rewards

I’m curious, tag with what SAB skin you got first with your earned baubles. There’s so many good skins to choose from!

[itsdanceswithchickens]

Dances with Chickens didn’t get any weapon skin rewards. I find them... not-so-fabulous. Instead, I bought things that will help in one of my VERY IMPORTANT missions!

[itsdanceswithchickens]

Do you ever feel out of place? Do you sometimes feel that your friends and known ones are simply not fabulous enough?

I feel this too, a lot. And what do you do to fight this? Step over, and do nothing? Smile and wave, and simply let it go? NO!

Your world, and your right to live your world! You can always help your friends finding the true path of the Pink God, and creating a WONDEROUSLY and FABULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL #PINK world! Just open your heart to the Pink God, and let her love go through you, to your friends!

Do you know what I do when I feel like I’m completely surrounded by not-so-fabulous people? I speak to them. I spread the word of her almighty Pink God, the Pink Wisdom to anyone willing to listen! And that enlightens me, and the listener too. And I listen to the people. Their fears, their love, their feelings. 

Don’t forget! Stay FABULOUS! Stay PINK!

[itsdanceswithchickens]

The Super Adventure Box is here again in Rata Sum everybody!

And it’s an adenture for sure! Everything’s so... Pixely! So cubelikely! So... Olden! And 8-bit! But everything is SOOOO happy there!

Well, except for me. Because I forgot where I put my shirt down in the Fungus wood, haha! Look how pissed off I’m on that last picture!

And that tribulation ride. Brothers and Sisters, don’t try that. Everything will try to kill you. Even the flowers. I’m not joking, haha!

[itsdanceswithchickens]

Remember that last holiday we had with all those bunnies and eggs and other FABULOUS things like cologne or nutcracking? Dances with Chickens remember.

Especially because I got this FABULOUS and BEAUTIFUL #PINK bunny ears to wear! Who needs a shirt with this FABULOUS headpiece? 

[wherethesaladthingsare]

Ailbhe áine: adventures in dredgetown

[itsdanceswithchickens]

Sister, this is just not right. I mean, no fabulous #PINK anywhere? And those glowing lips? I would happily show you the way of the Pink God, and guide you to the right path!

#HELPTHEFABULOUSLYCHALLENGED

[itsdanceswithchickens]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love Gliding! <3 Especially with my Aviator’s Memory Box <3 And sepia! WEeeeeeee -wrooooooooooooooom

[itsdanceswithchickens]

I got a new hat LOL! Soo Alucard! Soooo Hellsing! With some pilgrim taste! ABSO-waitforit-LUTELY FABULOUS and AWESOME #PINK!

[infernalslice]

red lyrium, not even once

[itsdanceswithchickens]

Brothers and Sisters. This is a serious matter

Drugs. Not even once. Don’t do it. 

Just look at this little fellow what happened to him! Drugs are dangerous in Tyria too!

[itsdanceswithchickens]

The last few weeks I was doing a sacred mission other than spreading the Word, the Pink Wisdom, the Knowledge of the Pink God. Of couse, with the support of herself, the almighty ruler! I travelled across Tyria, fought my way through the snowy and ice ways of Shiverpeak, the awfully dangerous and Mordrebigidiridorumothrs infested Maguuma, Kryta, Ascalon... To make one of my true friends a very special gift.

I, as a Norn, have a special connection with ale! And animals! And she, a fellow Norn, who she was once a lover of me, has a more special connection with nature! Once a ranger, today a druid. She is Häxbrygd, a love of me when I was still growing up.

I made her the most BEAUTIFUL gift someone can receive as a follower of The Raven. I want to introduce you: NEVERMORE.

And she loves it! She told me, that she heard a poet, a writer, a human called Poe (or Moe?) and his poem called The Raven. And she knew it: Quoth the Raven: “Nevermore”

[itsdanceswithchickens]

Look at this VERY beautiful person I found in Lion’s Arch! Just look at him! Adorable! The Pink God is delighted to see such a devoted follower! Well, maybe he’s a bit more purple then he should, but still, this is ABSO-LU-TELEEEEEY stunning and FABULOUS!