1st heartbreak through fb messenger..LOL
He’s liking every selfie you post before he gets the courage to inbox you telling you how every picture you post is so captivating to him and a woman as bad as you (beautiful) should not be single. You ignore him at first because hey, it’s FB messenger not Match.com!! LOL You finally give in because you’ve been single for a year and you’ve been on this whole NEW ME, NEW ATTITUDE kick. Even cutting off your long luxurious locks on your head, only for your daughter to say you look like Florida Evans from the show Good Times. LMAAOOOO What a boost of confidence..right? So you reply back with a simple Thank you and a few emoji’s being sure to leave the door open for him to reply back. You immediately post another selfie just so you can get the notification alerting you that he’s liked another one of your 2,000 selfies. You two spend the next 2 hours messaging back and forth talking about every topic possible. He seems unreal, messaging for 2 hours and he didn’t bring up sex or send a D pic?? WHO SENT YOU?!? LOL You try to head to bed early that night because tomorrow is the big day! VIDEO CHAT DATE! It’s 2 pm, eyebrows are on FLEEK, you got your bedroom eyes ready, and you’ve been watching your phone like a hawk, your 4 year old is screaming because he wants to watch PJ Mask and “accidentally” download apps with viruses on your phone. But today he will just have to wait. You finally hear that unique ringing coming from your phone, You pick up immediately! “Heyyy, how are you?” Using the tone that you practiced for 1 hour after the amazing messenger conversation. LORD, this man is FIONE, light brown eyes, dark chocolate skin, neatly trimmed beard and has all his teeth!! Lord have mercy!! But let’s play it cool, never let a man know how handsome he is right away, because he will use it to his advantage. He asks about your day and how your kids are doing. BIG PLUS in your “Qualities of a good man” book. “God has answered your prayers”….yeah right. The two of you end up talking for 4 hours and 8 minutes exactly! Yep, cause you had to take a screen shot and send it to “sis”. The conversation was intriguing, ranging from favorite colors, love, marriage, favorite foods and sharing intimate details of our lives. You guys talk about your biggest fears, with one of yours being HEARTBREAK (spoke to soon huh) because yes at 30 you’ve never experienced heartbreak until..FB MESSENGER!! IS THIS REALLY HIS FAULT OR MINE??? The call ends and babygirl is on top of the world, cheeks hurting from smiling, head spinning and thoughts racing. The coming days are filled with lots of texting..YES! You got the digits!! ! YAYYYYY The texts from him become the highlight of the day “You bad as hell” LMAO “I can see myself with you” ….We all know how that goes. You spend your days and night lusting and fantasizing because he is “the one” and your search is over!!! Nothing about him seemed phony or fake and honey chile you always knew the real and how to spot em ya know……..That’s why your heart has never been heartbroken, that’s that’s why you haven’t heard from him in 3 days…LOL that’s why he stopped liking your pictures on FB, and that’s why you’re stalking FB every 5 minutes to see if his little green dot is on! Yep, he vanished without a word, like a big girl taking the last piece of sweet potato pie on Thankgiving! Girl turn “City Girls” on and ACT UP!
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