Remember

Take care lest you forget..

[itsjaneinthemembrane]

It’s important to learn how to do multiple things with your hands

They’re you’re only purpose of success in life

[faeriedreams]

the “give daddy a kiss before you go” to emptying his balls in me pipeline

[killrockstar]

tiktok porn is so so funny.

why even try at this point

[doubleca5t]

Imo the funniest part about tiktok is that despite how ridiculous and pervasive the censorship is, there's no evidence that any of it actually works. People get videos with allegedly suppressed words to go viral all the time. The Washington Post's social media team even did an experiment where they tried to get a video suppressed or banned by saying as many "bad" words in it as possible only for it to become their most popular video by a wide margin. Hell, the only tiktok to crack a million views on my account is also one of my most profane, and some of my other most popular vids are jokes about BDSM with no censorship.

The practice of self-censorship was developed because people saw that their videos were flopping and assumed it was because they were getting shadowbanned for mature content rather than accept the reality that The Algorithm is random and unpredictable.

That entire app has made it standard practice to use Orwellian newspeak euphemisms for everything for literally no material reason. It's like the online equivalent of every desk fan in south korea coming with a timer because a huge swath of the population there believes with no evidence that you can asphyxiate if you sleep in a room with a fan running overnight.

[alleecatblues]

A similar phenomenon happened on Twitter. People straight up believe they can't say words like "commission" or "fundraiser" or "auction" or else the algorithm will hide their posts from people, but the fact is people just tend to interact less with posts asking for money or advertising a product. Despite several tweets debunking it, I still see people still to this day censoring the word commission because they think it will help more people see their posts.

[netherworldpost]

Mythology is not an ancient rock but an ongoing, unceasing river in the bloodstream of all humanity. Ignore the presence and flow at your own destruction.

[shiovan]

Sanderstober 2022:

Day 9: Take any traditional Halloween monster and think about what TikTok challenge they probably would take on. Doesn’t even have to be a real one! 

Ring light challenge something something, I’m so not aware of TikTok challenges lol

[thatsthat24]

Whoaa!! Astounded by this art AND the fact that this is a trend I actually know about!

[itsjaneinthemembrane]

Be good boys !

And if you’re lucky,

You’ll get a nurse aide like me,

To sit by your bedside

And gently (consensually, seductively) shave your cheeks

<3

[itsjaneinthemembrane]

Tell domo

Thanks for sending King to bump into me when I was walking away scared

Made my night

<3

[celesse]

Already dreaming of sweater weather and the scent of pumpkin spice 🍂🎃

[flyingiseasy-landingnotsomuch]

A grilled cheese will make me fall in love so fast.

[itsjaneinthemembrane]

[itsjaneinthemembrane]

I finally had the peace dream. I mean I dreamt last time we came to peace but this one was different.

She was wearing red and in a wheel chair really fucked up. But nice for some reason..she wanted to do blow. And I apologized.

I remember laying in bed. And you entering the room. Then entering me. I remember the sigh of relief you brought me with each stroke.

I’m pretty sure I cried after and opened up about how I was confused…idk but from there I just remember like cutting trees down with you or something…

[betty-draper]

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson 

Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

[papipacifyit-deactivated2016062]

[ketsuktiam]

Love Me Some Singing Bowls

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lsleofskye]

Cherry blossoms are in full bloom | criss1016

[kaylantamia]

@veva_vegana

[365withmoe-deactivated20220421]

Waiting……💀🤣