yo.

I track the tag #itsmenumbah3

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[gondwana]

Political alignment chart

[thebootydiaries]

person: *takes 3 hours to reply*

me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life

me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:

[officialunitedstates]

how was everyone’s tuesday?

[mosaicprince]

its thursday

[officialunitedstates]

literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown

[stability]

[thebootydiaries]

[cloudfreed]

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[lenabeanss]

This is it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[findingmeslowly]

😂😂😂

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

“You dumb foo” 😭😭😭

[duchesskels]

Hush puppy 😭😭😭😭

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Struggling unicorn

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

“Bop it”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[477]

[unclefather]

[andersam5]

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

[kardashianvibes]

[trynsave]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[approach]

[teenscoolest]