*sobs over David Jacobs*

Ollie | masc/gen pronouns | p p ace my dudes | Fic writer and AU author extraordinaire | follows/likes from main: peanutbutterandbitter

[itsnewstome]

HI I UH JUST READ YOUR JACK AND DAVEY SWAP PLACES ONE SHOT THING AND I LOVE IT A LOT ITS REALLY COOL and I kinda want more but ITS SO GOOD DUDE

THANNNKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

I bloody LOVED writing that oneshot!! I’m so glad you enjoyed it! <33

[collieflowah]

Commissions are Open!!

Hey guys, I need help raising money to get my dad new glasses! This means that I’m finally opening up commissions!

Here are examples of my writing!

-          Rate is $1 USD every 100 words. You can go up to 5000 for now, which would equal $50 USD

-          NSFW content adds $5-$10, depending on how heavy/kinky* you’d like your work to be.

-          Fandoms I will write for include: Marvel, Star Trek AOS, Voltron, (some) RPFs, Falsettos, Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill, Newsies, The Foxhole Court, Buzzfeed Unsolved, Wonder Woman (2017), Detroit: Become Human

-          $3 will be added if you’d like me to write for a fandom that I don’t know of/haven’t written for. This is for research purposes.

-          Payment will be either via PayPal, or Ko-fi if the amount allows.

*You will have to outline these things, give me do’s and whatever do not’s you may have.

Things I will write:

Just about any trope. I will write A/B/O and most things that… tend to squick people out (eg, mpreg, abuse recovery, etc) If it’s something very outlandish, we may need to discuss it, or I may require a small fee for such things.

I will write any genre, including darker and more violent ones. I am very good at fluffy things, pining (both requited and not), angst, longing, and heavy emotional things.

Things I will NOT write:

Non-con, scat play, self-harm, heavy degradation, pedophilia, or underage NSFW. I won’t write reader inserts or Character/Reader. No crossovers. I reserve the right to refuse any kinks or elements that may make me feel uncomfortable.

Interested? Hope so.

When you have your idea in order, contact me via DM. I need a healthy idea about what you’re expecting, little things you’d like me to include if you have them.

I need to know:                                                          

How long you would like your fic to be

Which fandom you’d like.

 A pairing, if such applies

The rough plot of your fic, including any tropes or details that applies.

I will begin writing when we have all these things ironed out. I will require half of the fee upfront, and the last half right after the work is completed.

All payment must be made before you have access to the work.

Will the work be posted?

Chances are? Yes. It will either be posted to my AO3 page, or my tumblr. You may remain anonymous in the posting, if you want.

Contact me via tumblr DM, email: [email protected], paypal: bleualexander, ko-fi: ko-fi.com/bleualexander

All writing is my own, and I retain all ownership of such. Posting of his work on any platforms other than my own is prohibited.

[musicoftheknight]

[backgroundensemble]

Spralbert Aesthetic

Requested by anonymous

[bisexualtwilight]

Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”

[sailurmars]

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

[marzipanandminutiae]

this is in the alternate universe where Bella is dating Alice and Edward is her best friend

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope

me buying clothes:

[itsnewstome]

Are you still writing The World Ain't That Small? It's obviously fine it you aren't, it's your own project, but I just finished reading what you've written and it's really good! It's a very enjoyable experience.

I mean..........

I haven’t though about it in so so so long. I’ve already got so much written for it, both published and not that it’d be a shame to shelve it, but also I’ve got several other projects that are calling my attention right now.

So... maybe? I’m not sure. Thank you so much for reading and enjoying my fic enough to come and ask about it <3

[itsnewstome]

I know writing is hard but I really hope you keep writing The Ain’t That Small especially after that cliff hanger! It’s really good and I’ve already recommended it to people

oh sweetheart

im definitely not finished with this fic, but it’s just one of those ones where it comes out when it wants /shrug

thank you for telling friends about it!!! <3

[itsnewstome]

KEEP WRITING THE WORLD AINT THAT SMALL ITS AMAZING

Thanks!!!!!!!!

I haven't stopped writing it lmao! I just fell into a bit of writer's block and don't know how to connect point L to point M.

but I'll get there!!! Eeeeeveennttuualllyyyyy

[brooklynbadboys]

[itsnewstome]

Will you be updating The World Ain’t So Small soon? Sorry to be annoying I just really love it and I’m super impatient

*laughs gently*

God I wish I knew l m a o

[itsnewstome]

Fuck it

Here's a preview for you all 💖💖💖

To: Mama B Saz how do you feel about joining the occult server *cult, sorry.

David heard Albie whoop, and Romeo was talking a mile a minute, all enthusiasm and energy. “She’s probably going to decline,” David told them. “She doesn’t join many servers.” It wasn’t untrue. Sarah thought that lots of servers served for lots of drama. Sarah didn’t have time for that, apparently.

Specs laughed; there was a loud fumbling noise on their end of the call. “Who could ever resist us?”

He repressed a snort, thinking of all the times he had logged on to the server, only to find its occupants was filled with an unhealthy mixture of Sonic the Hedgehog memes and facts about shark genitalia. He didn’t think that they were related subjects, but he sure as hell wasn’t going to ask, either.

His phone pinged.

From: Mama B Uh is this even a question i hear you talk about them all the time i NEED to meet them you fool

And so David R. Jacobs’ fate was sealed.

To: Mama B Groan They’re gonna be weird at first Please don’t try to go out of your way to embarrass me in front of them ok?

From: Mama B oh bby. just send me the invitation ;)

[itsnewstome]

Will you be updating The World Ain’t So Small soon? Sorry to be annoying I just really love it and I’m super impatient

*laughs gently*

God I wish I knew l m a o

[keiths-stupid-mullet]

what's the name of that ace lance fic? i want to read it too:D

OH GOOD LET’S MAKE A COLLECTION!! The one I haven’t read yet but includes ace!Lance (and bi!Keith) is this one:

Sleep Ain’t No Walk In The Park by Ididntsignupforthisshit (Oliver_Ravenwood)

Lance sleeps like a baby. And no, not in the way that phrase tries to frame infants.He tosses, he turns, he nearly cries out of sheer exhaustion.He’s an insomniac, has been for a long time. He’s tried all of the tips and tricks, but nothing works for him.That is, until his friend Pidge shared the college radio station with him. 

Anon’s fic rec with both ace!Lance and ace!Keith:

And By The Cuffs Of Your Jacket by just_plain_fanfics

Keith literally stumbles across Lance, who is wearing his jacket.

My fic rec for more ace!Lance:

so how do we win? by bwyn

Lance is ace and full of love, Keith dives headfirst into office shenanigans, things are suspended in Jell-O, coffee is a gift, and the office mascot is a domesticated goat named Annihilator.

[itsnewstome]

I was just scrolling through my dash and your blog showed up as recommended and let me say your header is a Mood(TM)

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh I s n ’ t I t t h o u g h

[itsnewstome]

The World Ain't That Small is glorious!!! Ily

Thank you sm!! <3

[itsnewstome]

Not to be dramatic but I’d die for The World Ain’t That Small

not to be dramatic or anything but im love you tysm <3