What A Fuckin' Beaut

Hello I'm Elissa and this is an omgcp side blog because I have descended into fluffy gay hockey hell (I think follows come from 666hailscience??? I don't know how side blogs work) (most of the icons I use can be found in my /tagged/icons)

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Алексе́й Машков → ??? →

T O T T Y

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sober dex: i get that nursey’s like Cool and stuff but i dont get why girls are constantly fawning over him

drunk dex: w h y is his jawline like that i dont u n d e r s t a n d

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Jack will be like “I know a spot” & it’s Faber at 4AM so he can repeatedly slam you into the boards

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Did a quick Jack Zimmermann for a virtual library drawing demo!

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what are ollie & wicks up to after graduation?? (living together? working as bros in finance or something??)

Nursey: “After we settled into our consulting jobs, we spent the summer hiking through New Zealand on our honeymoon.” Holy crap, these pictures are amazing. 

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ngozi posted some bits from the chirpbook and I canNOT —

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I think about this every day this is what keeps me going

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jack zimmermann is one of those people you don’t realize you’re friend friends with until he does something ridiculous like collect all your notes and assignments without being asked when you’re really sick or insists on picking you up from the train station at midnight so you’re not spending money on a cab or stuck there until the buses start running and then when he does these things you realize woah zimmernelly this dude and I are ride-or-die now I gotta officiate his wedding or give him my kidney and that’s how it is between the two of you until the end of time.

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★ Notes on Year 4, Comic 15 - Christmas in Madison II ★

Keep reading

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Um hi bitty gets “sweetpea” from his father and I’m dying

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Like I know we spend a lot of time focusing on Bitty’s relationship with his mother and how their mannerisms are parallels, but this?? Like can you imagine little Dicky Bittle looking up to his father as a young boy thinking “This is how a man treats the person he loves,” and imagining that one day he would love someone that way. That he would come and call them sweetpea no matter how hard his day was and kiss them on the head genuinely ask about their day and their mood and their life. Bitty is his mama’s boy, but he has always wanted to be the kind of husband his father is.

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This is the BEST addition to my post

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the fact that dex went from insulting the fact that bitty bakes to literally wanting him to not bake for anyone else makes my heart hurt. i love my boy.

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ngozi did the thing. she made it better.

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We all know it’s funny

But…what is that I spy?

Right up at the top there.

A COOKIE

A COOKIE IS STUCK BY THE FROSTING TO THE CEILING.

THE COOKIES WEREN’T ONLY KNOCKED OVER ONTO THE CHAIR.

THEY WERE THROWN.

ONE IS STUCK ON THE CEILING.

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A moment of appreciation for how Jack and Coach are able to communicate to each other. You just know that, within those laconic statements, there is a depth of meaning conveyed.

It's like both the hockey and football robots have their own internal compressors/extractors to facilitate the transfer of their verbal zip files.

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Jack Zimmermann is that video where Jenna Marbles’ boyfriend can’t tell the difference between Anne Hathaway, Sandra Bullock, and Julia Roberts

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https://youtu.be/eC5bgxkxEYM?t=9m22s

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transcript from shitty’s latest podcast

jack: it was just like idk …. i was never really a promiscuous person or anything but obviously i went on dates, made out with people, y’know…and now it’s like i know it was pointless cause the love of my life was in front of me the whole time

shitty: [laughs] yeah! yeah, same bro!

jack: and it’s like yeah getting ur dick sucked is great [laughs] but being in love is even better. i was like “ugh where have straight people been hiding this feeling why didn’t anyone tell me” …

shitty: [laughs]…god being in love is really the move tho.

jack: it really is man!!!!! [laughs]