Assbaratiddies

Sarah / 24 / Female / Pan / ♉ / (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*✧

[k-eke]

When dogs go fast

[sappyassmemes]

[innercherryblossomgalaxy]

THATS GENUINELY FUNNY TO ME

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hydro-homies]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[lemme-detroit-smash]

When you go to high five someone but it’s awkward & it doesn’t go right

[gradynumbers]

Well, this really dungeons my dragons.

[k-eke]

Little dress

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[dappermouth]

anybody else love getting up in the morning and drinking a bunch of coffee on an empty stomach and then spending the rest of the day shivering and blinking too much and feeling like something’s on its way to murder you

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[boingmann]

[voideddragon]

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

[tisfan]

thank you @agentliz

[northeastartist]

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

[findyouranchorpoint]

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

[ranger027-deactivated20211116]

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[bedupolker]

Three most important innovations of this century:

1.

2.

3.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

still like one of the best things griffin has ever said

[bluesmoth]