Incorrect ITZY

[itzincorrectitzy]

Ryujin: Are you nervous?

Yeji: Yeah.

Ryujin: Is this your first time?

Yeji: No, I’ve been nervous before.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Yuna: I just want to cuddle with Lia 23/7.

Chaeryeong: Why not 24?

Yuna: Snack breaks.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Chaeryeong: Did it hurt? When you fell?

Ryujin: From heaven? No. Do you want my numb-

Chaeryeong: No I mean when you fell out of that uber. I watched you trip on your foot and kind of lay on the pavement for ten minutes.

Chaeryeong: Are you alright?

[itzincorrectitzy]

Yeji: Let me see what you have!

Yuna, running past her: A KNIFE!

Yeji: NO!

[itzincorrectitzy]

Lia: I've been building Yuna's trust with high fives for years

Lia: Today I'm going to hit her with the "Too slow"

Lia: Welcome to the real world, kid

[itzincorrectitzy]

Yeji: Did anyone ever tell you that you have a cute forehead?

Lia: No, but people have told me I have acute anxiety.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Ryujin: Attention fellow members of the ITZY family...

Yuna: We would like to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Chaeryeong: A dragon?

Yuna: No.

Chaeryeong: A baby dragon?

Ryujin: ...No.

Chaeryeong: A baby dragon with a little hat on?

Yuna & Ryujin: No!

[itzincorrectitzy]

Chaeryeong: Hey, it’s really muggy out today

Lia: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’ll kill you

Chaeryeong: [sips coffee from a bowl]

[itzincorrectitzy]

Ryujin: Guys I need your help. There's a monster under my bed and I can't get rid of it

Yeji: Honestly go fuck yourself

[itzincorrectitzy]

Yeji: It takes more than just words to hurt me.

Yeji: Unless they happen to be particularly truthful words strung together in exceptionally observant sentences.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Lia: Chaeryeong is in the other room explaining to the dog that even though we are going to bed early, she — the dog — is welcome to stay up.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Yuna: According to this box of mac n cheese, I am a family of four.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Yeji: It's just a small crush, I'll be fine.

Ryujin: Hi Yeji!

Yeji: I love you.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Ryujin: A large group of people is called a “fuck that.”

[itzincorrectitzy]

Chaeryeong: I love your hair

Yeji: Thanks, I grew it myself.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Lia: I’m the most responsible in the group.

Yuna: You literally just lit the kitchen on fire.

Lia: Yeah, and I take full responsibility for that.

[itzincorrectitzy]

Chaeryeong: Good morning.

Yeji: I’m gonna try to become left handed.

Chaeryeong:

Chaeryeong: I would just like one normal day.