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jess | 33 | nc | they/them | agender bi | hockey, assorted fandoms, and shitposts

[captainmcbabygirl]

@coffeeandgunpowder -> @sirjaybobobka -> @captainmcbabygirl

My personal tag is #caffeinated confessional. My cat's tag is #behold my daughter. My (parents') dogs' tag is #behold my brother. All my hockey stuff is tagged as #real hockey.

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[sequestering]

Winter: Five Windows on the Season by Adam Gopnik (2011)

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

[chillyfeetsteak]

man people really just say stuff on here huh

[lame-kid-on-couch]

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands

[brehaaorgana]

People have been living in the downtown area of Tucson, Arizona for at least 4,500 years. The greater Santa Cruz river valley has been occupied by humans for 12,000 years.

You see this?

That's not a river. That's the South Canal in Mesa, Arizona (Phoenix metro area).

This is a view of the East and South canals. At least half of all the Phoenix metro canals were originally built by the Hohokam (from roughly 200-1400 CE), and are still in use (restored) today.

Phoenix, Arizona actually has more miles (kilometers) of Canals total than both Venice and Amsterdam. No, really. Phoenix has about 180 miles of canals, many of which are built on ancient canal foundations.

below is an aerial view photo taken in the late 1930's of one branch of Phoenix's canal systems:

Also have the "Montezuma Castle," if you need a castle:

I don't need to look at some 12th century European castle to see age.

[runawaymun]

Don’t forget the continuously inhabited pueblos!!

The Taos Pueblo, Orayvi, and Sky City (Acoma) were all founded sometime before 1150AD and have been continuously inhabited since then.

There’s the Medicine Wheel in Wyoming - called Annáshisee by the Apsáalooke, who also say that it was there before they arrived. We don’t know how old it is. Oral history from several different indigenous tribes say it was built by ancient ancestors who lived without iron.

And then there’s the Serpent Mound in Ohio, which, by the way, is the largest serpent effigy in the world.

Radiocarbon dates it back to at least 300 BCE. (2300 years ago), so, you know — the time of Ptolemy and the Punic Wars, and was later repaired by indigenous people about 900 years ago.

This just scratches the surface. So, yeah, we have a lot of old as shit stuff here built by indigenous people. Don’t even get me started on South America.

[redstonedust]

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

[the-kirbe-anon-archive-deactiva]

I love dandelions!

*puts a dandelion in your hair*

Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[8pxl]

red rainbow~

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[rodrickheffeley]

you're someone's hated tumblr

[krakenartificer]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[bogleech]

what will piss me off until the day I die is the fact that if trump can change this much of America entirely for the worse, then there was never anything stopping any other president from changing it that much for the better, they just never actually wanted to.

[heartspocky]

[Sighs in "the president only signs legislation into law and issues EOs, what you want is a progressive and competent CONGRESS paired with a progressive president"] [sighs even louder in "the Biden admin's legislation would have had a monumental impact on millions of people had Trump not immediately canceled everything"]

[severeannoyance]

The desire for an executive that overrides the constitutional boundaries of the role is what got us trump, actually

[moon-honey-31]

oilers schedule release is hands down my favorite i've seen so far

slapping the p*nthers logo over the s*ns logo just really got me idk what to tell you!

WAIT AND THE FAMILY BUMPER STICKERS FOR THE C*NES really good really good

x

[captainmcbabygirl]

oppie has gotten into the habit of stealing my spot anytime I get out of bed for more than two minutes

[greymvs]

[captainmcbabygirl]

the canes have a western road trip in october and im super tempted to go to the games in alberta....

[3liza]

a raccoon with shortened spine syndrome--referred to as "Jimothy" by residents--is being documented for the first time in Seattle. extremely rare condition and only seen a handful of times in dogs, it's incredible that he's reached juvenile adulthood and appears to be doing pretty well