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[machpizza]

[psych-facts]

I need someone who Sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.

Haiku by l.s.f. (via psych-facts)

[cabinsixdemigod-deactivated2018]

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

[thfxv]

[newszn]

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

That’s just an expensive cat heater

[mostdopeaddiction-deactivated20]

[cocokashi-co]

[ivanhetalia]

courtney: the inside of a hotpocket can be compared to licking satans asshole

me: i definitely have never thought of comparing those two things

courtney: oh

[m-lew]

a haiku a day (68/365)

[gelatins]

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

[jellomold]

[ivanhetalia]

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

[allmonds]

Our ancestors did not die for microwave food thats cold in the middle

[alegbra-deactivated20131116]

having a friend over and not having anything fun to do

[vam-van]

[bloodphoenix]

[90s90s90s]

[bloopblue]