The real Battat

"You didn't connect shit."

[iveconnectedthepipis]

@freelancefandomcollector's sideblog for conspiracy shit-posting.

Basically a mixture between a very bad Battat roleplay blog and a deltarune theory board (both my own theories and others')

Feel free to use the suggestion box, I guess

[iveconnectedthepipis]

I drank the bong water and that's why I'm green

[moskvishacreates]

Maybe the real Mike too, idk.

Funny thing is, I was already headcanoning Battat/Small Mike as a trans guy. And then I looked at the door design again, had my realization and felt compelled to make this.

Idk if anyone else sees the resemblance, but whatever, I'm having fun with it.

[iveconnectedthepipis]

My Deltarune conspiracy theory board is getting so big and cluttered it’s not even funny

[freelancefandomcollector]

OKAYGUYS I SOLVED DELTARUNE

So, Kris is obviously adopted, right? I mean, they’re not a goat, and they’re not named Togore, so they’re obviously not a born Dreemurr

Who is the only other prominent father figure shown in Kris’ life?

Tenna, who is shown to be very emotionally invested in Kris.

And who does Tenna have a very complicated past with?

Spamton.

Spamton lays(?) Pipis. Which are blue.

WHO ELSE IS BLUE IN THE DARK WORLD?

KRIS.

Kris is Spamton and Tenna’s biological child, who Spamton gave up for adoption without telling Tenna. Tenna somehow found out Kris was his kid, and has been watching them ever since.