Another Piece Of Phan Trash

lgBt , She/Her , 25 , autistic #ladydoor

[stormcloud22]

[a-gentle-yoink]

mission briefing

[hauntedsheephole]

guys, I trapped these creatures under a glass, what do I do

[ivyhowlter]

My bestie and I are going to London. 6 hours travel will be worth it ( thats a lot for us UK phannies ) . Clearly a certain city scared them off from the southwest ( looking at you Plymouth 👁👄👁 )

The purchasing was stressful , im still a ball of anxious because my body doesnt know the difference between a real threat to my livlihood and buying dip n pip tickets .

I was hoping for gold meet n greet tickets but they sold out within 20 seconds which was insane BUT im absolutely over the moon with the tickets I got and know how lucky I am to get them

The ticket

[ivyhowlter]

Still shaky and anxious almost 2 hours after the great ticket fight. My body doesnt know the difference between a real risk to life and dip n pip tickets

[ivyhowlter]

I made it. My bestie and I are going to London! 6 hours away because clearly the south west was so bad that they didn't want to come back ( looking at you Plymouth 👁👄👁 )

It was absolutely not a smooth transaction. We were looking at gold meet n greets but they literally sold out in 20 seconds on the website . However by no means is this anyone's fault and I am GRATEFUL for the tickets I got 🙏 ❤️

[ivyhowlter]

The anxiety i have feels similar to when im getting ready for a doctor's appointment or something. My body is literally preparing myself for the ticket release.

This girliepop is ready 💪👁👄👁

[ivyhowlter]

🇬🇧London Phannies ,

What website do I use to get tickets? I went to look on ticketmaster but couldn't see the London dates ... help a girlie out pls

[lesbefran]

Tesco knows...

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daily reminder

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thank you for your sacrifice mary berry

[hardlaunchable]

happy pride to my favorite male podcasters (and to the wonderful community around them as well!)

[ivyhowlter]

When the switch doesn't have YouTube so you've got to go back in time

[ivyhowlter]

I love the fact one of you have been insane enough to create this. Over 40 hours worth of bangers selected by our dad's.

Protect queer art

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold, the Fairy Godmother says, you have to fix this, your kingdom can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule, to be loved, when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[ivyhowlter]

Get yourself an autistic bestie that has a hyperfixation on physical media (they're DVDs )

[m1s0-s0ups]

Your honor he is three budews tall

[lazwishgender]

obsessed with this

[ivyhowlter]

Not Dan and ohil beats being up there 😭😂