ivy's incorrect quotes

any pronouns | multifandom

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things i've said as multifandom quotes

ellie: how are my mcfucking headphones in a mcfucking knot

lloyd: you’re being evicted little man

zuko: i don't think you should call small children cunts

katara, about zuko: he has a homosexual facial structure

sokka: you being broke is RUINING MY LIFE

katara: it’s like the great wall of china. but. hair

aang: as an empath, i'm sensing that your thighs are chafing

toph: it was self-defense. i bit you in self-defense

jay: i’ve been bamboozled by the jibbitz

kai: why are you making out sloppy style with that tree???

ellie: FIRST AMENDMENT FREEDOM OF SPEECH

ozai: i love indoctrinating children

joel: i heart lying

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Ellie: Must be hard not being able to laugh Joel: I do have a sense of humor you know Ellie: I’ve never heard you laugh before Joel: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Joel: What are your goals? Ellie: To pet all the dogs. Joel: No, fitness goals. Ellie: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Ellie: Can you keep a secret? Joel: Do you know anything about my life? Ellie: No I do not. Good point.

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Ellie: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Joel: You're like 15 years old Ellie: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Morro: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Morro: i became more evil if you’re curious Lloyd: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Morro: i’m going to get worse on purpose

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Lloyd: You saved me. I owe you my life. Morro: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Morro, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know! Lloyd: How? Morro: How what? Lloyd: How could they be worse? Morro: They couldn’t, I lied. Lloyd:

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Jay: If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside licking your dishes clean.

Kai: I'm not a violent person, but I'm about to be.

Cole: You are absolutely a violent person.

Kai: Yeah, but I'm about to be indiscreet about it.

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Kai: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Lloyd: Thank you

Kai: I didn't say that was a good thing

Lloyd: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Lloyd: Good morning.

Jay: Good morning.

Zane: Good morning.

Cole: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Kai: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Kai: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Jay: Rude.

Cole: That’s fair.

Zane: Not again.

Lloyd: Are you going to want this back?

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Kai: What’s something you guys are better than Jay at?

Cole: Mario Kart.

Zane: Yeah, video games.

Lloyd: Emotional vulnerability.

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Lloyd: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Jay: 'Prettiest Smile'

Zane: 'Nicest Personality'

Kai: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Cole: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Zane: Where's Jay, Cole, and Kai?

Lloyd: They're playing hide and seek.

Zane: Where?

Lloyd: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Kai: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Jay: Tubular AF!

Zane: Mood to the max!

Lloyd, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Cole, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Jay: Welcome to my very first vlog, where I try different hair products.

Jay: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Jay: Well I can tell you right off the bat this one’s not very good