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Ellie: Must be hard not being able to laugh Joel: I do have a sense of humor you know Ellie: I’ve never heard you laugh before Joel: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Ellie: Must be hard not being able to laugh Joel: I do have a sense of humor you know Ellie: I’ve never heard you laugh before Joel: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
The Last Of Us - Incorrect Quotes
Very Correct Actually | HBO Specific
Things that don't exist in TLOU Universe:
SHINee
Klance
Miranda's 'Cerulean Blue' speech
Australia (probs) (like aus is GONE the grain industry over here.... nah)
Wicked, post first show
Wicked loosing tony to Avenue Q
Ugg Boots on a red carpet
Me (2004 baby)
Star Wars Episode 3, and by extension mass bi awakenings
I’ve decided every time I take too long to write you get a random Incorrect Quote <3
The Last Of Us Incorrect Qoutes
Kidnapper: We have your child.
Ellie: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Ellie: Oh god, you have, Y/n.
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Ellie: You remind me of the ocean.
Joel: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Ellie: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Ellie: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
You: You mean you stabbed them?
Ellie: They ran into my knife.
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You: This date is boring!
Joel: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
You: Then why did you invite me?
Joel: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Joel I'll do whatever I want!
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Dina: Jesse, we tried things your way.
Jesse: No, we didn't.
Dina: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Tommy: I have a problem.
Joel: Kill it.
Tommy: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Ellie: My first kiss turned into a zombie
Dina: That's rough, buddy
Dina: isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying?
Ellie: Damn, if people did that to each other, Joel would’ve killed me years ago.
Lev : You remind me of the ocean
Abby : Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Lev : No, because you're full of salt and you scare people
Sarah: *comes back to dad’s house for the weekly family dinner to find pandemonium after dad got back from his trip to Boston yesterday*
Tommy: No, no, babe, it was my fault, I scared her, really, it’s my fault, she was just scared- *getting his hand bandaged by an annoyed looking Maria*
Maria: She’s adorable but completely feral, Tommy, you can’t move like that around her.
Tommy: I know, I just got the stupidest urge to brush her hair.
Joel: *halfway under a table while cooing and holding out a small plate of food to the unseen menace in the house* It’s okay, babygirl, he’s sorry for scaring you, they don’t blame you for biting.
Unseen Menace: *hissing*
Sarah: …lmao… *moves so she can see what pathetic cat Joel brought home while Tess was out this time, is shocked to find herself face to face with a small teen girl* …what the fuck, Dad?
Joel: *knocks his head on the table while backing out from under it, grunts, leaves the plate of food and looks at Sarah* Hey, sweetheart! Um… this is… your new sister, Ellie?
Sarah: Oh? Where did you find her?
Joel: …an abandoned building. Don’t worry we got her checked for rabies she’s fine. Just. Feral.
Ellie: *steals the plate of food and retreats further under the table*
Joel: Hmmm. Tommy got here early and Tess is still at work, she got scared. She’ll be fine.
Sarah: Amazing. I love her already.
Joel: That’s what Tommy said before he tried to brush her hair. She’s so sweet, when it’s just me or Tess, I promise.
Sarah: I’m sold already, I’m gonna tame her. She’s perfect. I’ve always wanted a feral baby sister. This is the best present ever.
Joel: Delightful. Hear that, babygirl? You got a whole family who loves you even when you’re biting.
Ellie: *looks awed at awesome new family but still comfy in her hidey hole*
Joel: *gets her a blanket, pillow and some snacks so she can hide all night if she needs it*
Ellie: *happy soft girl noises while Joel gives her a kiss before leaving her to cuddle while Sarah tries to bond with her, likes it here*
