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“Gary Oldman {Sirius Black] actually came around the next morning, because we lived near each other at the time, and he said, ‘Have you seen the new book? We’ve got a lot of work to do, mate.’ He was quite happy, and I didn’t know how to break it to him. So I said, ‘Have you actually read it yet, Gaz?’ ‘No, just clicked through it.’ A few days later I’m in makeup and he comes in, and sits down, and goes ‘Have you heard the news?’ ‘What’s that, Gaz?’ ‘It’s terrible fucking news.’ ‘What is it?’ ‘You know how everyone is talking about who dies in book five? It’s fucking me! This woman puts the poor bastard in prison for 12 years, brings him back for a few scenes, and then she kills him!’”
- David Thewlis [Remus Lupin]
Jesse Lee Soffer in an episode of Chicago PD.
U know what’s jacked up though about holding in a fart …… It can still make the fart sound inside of u like the movement of gas inside….. Sounds so ugly. Last week I was holding in my fart and it went brrrrrrrrrp in my gut and I was like wtf am I holding you in for if ur gonna expose me like that……: so holding in is cancelled just go to the bathroom
if you pull apart your buttcheeks it just makes that “phew” sound instead of that “brrrrrraaaap” sound.
@capacity we should do a podcast where discuss options and solutions
Mine is to just go to the bathroom you on the other hand have more creative and unconventional solutions
What if you’re in place where you can’t just go to the bathroom unconventional solutions should be explored.
And that’s why I follow you. I need my views widened by a revolutionary thinker like you
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ive waited all year to be able to reblog this
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I laughed way too hard at this.
This is very Salome.
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Ximena has a dog?
Esperanza is so pretty.