iMESSAGE 📱McROSE.
AMELIA: Aaaaand guess what?
LANDON: Oooh what is it??
LANDON: You love me?
LANDON: And wanna get laid rn?

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@landon-mccarthy
iMESSAGE 📱McROSE.
AMELIA: Aaaaand guess what?
LANDON: Oooh what is it??
LANDON: You love me?
LANDON: And wanna get laid rn?
iMESSAGE 📱McROSE.
AMELIA: Good morning, baby daddy!! ☺️
AMELIA: As of today, we have a baby pomegranate.
LANDON: Lol baby pom.
@landonmc: It's not nice to judge someone for singing Beauty and the Beast songs early in the morning.
@landonmc: Just sayin. For a friend.
iMESSAGE 📱 McJONES.
ROXANNE: Hello, lovely.
ROXANNE: When are we getting that much overdue lunch together?
LANDON: HELLO ROXANNE JONES
LANDON: We can tomorrow or like, whenever you want. I WORK FOR THE BRITS. Kinda. I think. I don't know if Noelle's like, 100% on that 'cause I think she thinks I'm gonna flirt with her.
LANDON: Which, I'm not.
LANDON: I flirt with Gabi, jeez.
iMESSAGE 📱 LANIELLE.
GABRIELLE: I should remind you that you're doing really well.
LANDON: It's so hard.
LANDON: Think I should talk to my doctor about my medication? Like, I wanna do well but I also don't wanna feel like shit 24/7.
Does it ease your mind to know that I might shag you in your dreams?
Yes, actually. Not gonna say that you do, but...
Ya know.
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
You were talking about banging and my mind went like, super blank?
[PRIVATE]
TWINKIES ICE CREAM FOR LIL BLUEBERRY AND AMY.
Oh, hey. I have my first prenatal appointment tomorrow and I want you to come. ‘Cause they check the heartbeat and stuff. I think.
Someone’s thinking about the D~
PRIVATE.
AMAZING. I’LL GO TO THE STORE AND GET LIKE, A LOT.
Of course. I’ll let Gabi know.
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
…whaaat?
[PRIVATE]
YOU GET THE BESTTT! OF BOTH WORLDS! CHILL IT OUT, TAKE IT SLOW AND THEN YOU ROCK AT THE SHOW YOU GET THE BESSTTTT –
Also let’s get ice cream.
WHY DON’T YOU EVER UNDERSTAND ME?
PRIVATE.
I never watched Hannah Montana. I wouldn’t know the song~
Twinkies ice cream??
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
NOT COWS THATS FOR DANG SURE, LANDON.
[PRIVATE]
Can we get a small pizza? And then they have little chicken bites that don’t seem too unhealthy. And then one of their salads that has like a bunch of meat in it??? Bc my baby needs fooooood.
We’re not fucking cows and we’re also not fucking cows. Ya know.
PRIVATE.
Yeah, that sounds good. That’s like, a compromise, right? Pulling a Miley and getting the best of both worlds.
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
What even is healthy? A SALAD? That’s not enough food for Lil Blueberry.
Wtf, no. We’re not cows. We don’t just eat salads. Who the fuck are we??
PRIVATE.
I know. I don’t know what’s like healthy, but also tasty. I read that thin crust pizzas are the healthy option, but we’re also fatasses. What do we do?
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
I don’t wanna.
Amelia, pls. Listen to his awesome, beautiful face. It’s full of wisdom and all that jazz. But also -- seriously, listen to me or else Imma give in.
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
But eating healthy is so boring…
But so good for you. So good for you, Amelia. I’m eating healthy, so you should too~
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
‘CAUSE PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE IS THE BEST, LAN.
I’m supposed to get you to eat healthy. Shh. SHHH. SHHHHH.
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
Soooo, pizza with pineapple?!
I hate that I’m actually considering this, wtf. Why are you doing this to me?
AMELIA;
roseamelia:
What the heck is healthy takeout? CAN’T I JUST HAVE PIZZA?
HEALTHY PIZZA??
romeo-duval:
I forgot how much editing can drain the life out of you, if anyone needs me, please bring coffee with you or I’ll just ignore you
I seriously highly doubt anyone’s gonna need you.