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LANDON CHRISTOPHER MCCARTHY If I apologize, chances are I'm lying. 22. Actor. Sipping on that school haterade. No, really. I fucking hate school, but you gotta do what you gotta do. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5433012"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); out of var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3219773"; fhsh.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=wanna see me naked&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

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iMESSAGE 📱McROSE.

AMELIA: Aaaaand guess what?

LANDON: Oooh what is it??

LANDON: You love me?

LANDON: And wanna get laid rn?

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iMESSAGE 📱McROSE.

AMELIA: Good morning, baby daddy!! ☺️

AMELIA: As of today, we have a baby pomegranate.

LANDON: Lol baby pom.

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@landonmc: It's not nice to judge someone for singing Beauty and the Beast songs early in the morning.

@landonmc: Just sayin. For a friend.

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iMESSAGE 📱 McJONES.

ROXANNE: Hello, lovely.

ROXANNE: When are we getting that much overdue lunch together?

LANDON: HELLO ROXANNE JONES

LANDON: We can tomorrow or like, whenever you want. I WORK FOR THE BRITS. Kinda. I think. I don't know if Noelle's like, 100% on that 'cause I think she thinks I'm gonna flirt with her.

LANDON: Which, I'm not.

LANDON: I flirt with Gabi, jeez.

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iMESSAGE 📱 LANIELLE.

GABRIELLE: I should remind you that you're doing really well.

LANDON: It's so hard.

LANDON: Think I should talk to my doctor about my medication? Like, I wanna do well but I also don't wanna feel like shit 24/7.

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Does it ease your mind to know that I might shag you in your dreams?

Yes, actually. Not gonna say that you do, but... 

Ya know.

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia:

You were talking about banging and my mind went like, super blank?

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TWINKIES ICE CREAM FOR LIL BLUEBERRY AND AMY.

Oh, hey. I have my first prenatal appointment tomorrow and I want you to come. ‘Cause they check the heartbeat and stuff. I think.

Someone’s thinking about the D~ 

PRIVATE. 

AMAZING. I’LL GO TO THE STORE AND GET LIKE, A LOT. 

Of course. I’ll let Gabi know. 

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia:

…whaaat?

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YOU GET THE BESTTT! OF BOTH WORLDS! CHILL IT OUT, TAKE IT SLOW AND THEN YOU ROCK AT THE SHOW YOU GET THE BESSTTTT –

Also let’s get ice cream.

WHY DON’T YOU EVER UNDERSTAND ME? 

PRIVATE. 

I never watched Hannah Montana. I wouldn’t know the song~ 

Twinkies ice cream?? 

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia:

NOT COWS THATS FOR DANG SURE, LANDON.

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Can we get a small pizza? And then they have little chicken bites that don’t seem too unhealthy. And then one of their salads that has like a bunch of meat in it??? Bc my baby needs fooooood.

We’re not fucking cows and we’re also not fucking cows. Ya know.  

PRIVATE. 

Yeah, that sounds good. That’s like, a compromise, right? Pulling a Miley and getting the best of both worlds. 

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia:

What even is healthy? A SALAD? That’s not enough food for Lil Blueberry.

Wtf, no. We’re not cows. We don’t just eat salads. Who the fuck are we?? 

PRIVATE. 

I know. I don’t know what’s like healthy, but also tasty. I read that thin crust pizzas are the healthy option, but we’re also fatasses. What do we do? 

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia:

I don’t wanna.

Amelia, pls. Listen to his awesome, beautiful face. It’s full of wisdom and all that jazz. But also -- seriously, listen to me or else Imma give in. 

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia:

But eating healthy is so boring…

But so good for you. So good for you, Amelia. I’m eating healthy, so you should too~ 

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia:

‘CAUSE PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE IS THE BEST, LAN.

I’m supposed to get you to eat healthy. Shh. SHHH. SHHHHH.

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia:

Soooo, pizza with pineapple?!

I hate that I’m actually considering this, wtf. Why are you doing this to me?

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AMELIA;

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roseamelia: 

What the heck is healthy takeout? CAN’T I JUST HAVE PIZZA?

HEALTHY PIZZA??

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romeo-duval:

I forgot how much editing can drain the life out of you, if anyone needs me, please bring coffee with you or I’ll just ignore you

I seriously highly doubt anyone’s gonna need you.