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i hate when people are way too into me because i feel like i don’t deserve it… but at the same time, i'm the greatest person to ever exist, so i guess maybe i do

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she said “lol” to my “i miss us” text

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How do you come up with so much content so quickly? Xx you’re rlly cute

i'm in the lab 24/7 creating these horrific posts (i PROMISE i didn't send this to myself)

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i like women who are so unhinged that you gotta go to the dictionary and find a word even more deranged than just unhinged to describe them

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women look so good it makes me wanna end my life and simultaneously also get my life together

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"i must be shadow banned" - me after creating a horrific post that gets 1 like

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sorry i told your girl she can do better, in my defense, i’m in love with her

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you should have to take a course before you're allowed to shop at costco, like don't leave your cart in the middle of the isle blocking everything etc etc

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seeing your fav mutual become someone else's fav mutual

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if you can’t love me at my worst then tough luck cause that’s all there is fr

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i have to spend money on dumb shit everyday or my soul isn't fulfilled

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i'm a big believer in second and third chances, only for me tho, if someone does me wrong, banished from my life forever and ever

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my dads upset cause there’s a restaurant that goes by his name and the food sucks, so he thinks they’re ruining his good name

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being the bigger person is overrated, go tell their mom and grandma about what they did to you

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about to have my morning coffee (yes it's 540pm mind your business)

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me: *exists*

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