Lord Have Mercy On My Rough And Rowdy Ways.

Canadian, musician, lesbian. Girls.music.tattoos.girls

[summersweeet]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Trying to lose at rock paper scissors is as hard as trying to win

[glumshoe]

if you really want to drive people up the wall, say “pardon the pun” but don’t make any puns. leave them guessing.

[glumshoe]

alternatively: compliment people on their great puns when they haven’t made any. they won’t ask what you’re talking about because they want to pretend it was on purpose, but they’ll also be deeply confused and forced to reanalyze their entire statements to look for the non-existent excellent pun.

also, you may want to start wearing a bulletproof vest if you do this often.

[thesopelimers]

bonus level:  disregard any actual pun.  if someone comments to the effect of “did you not get that?”, pretend not to see the pun.  make them explain.  make them suffer.

[glumshoe]

Yes, perfect. 

[yourautumnlover]

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[vinstage]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine how easy it must’ve been for Elastigirl from The Incredibles to give birth

[prospects]

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[andrastte]

I’m watching The Good Place and they finally arrive in The Bad Place

oh what’s that

how is this show so good

(it says Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crow’s Nest or Something, who gives a crap. Now playing everywhere forever)

[477]

the curve is real

[only1600kids]

this is too much

[chloenadine]

i dont even have a good caption for this just listen to the fucking way he says “marijuana”

[powerwordkilll-moving-deactivat]

​"It's​ märìwhüānà alright.“

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

[counting-every-lie-a]

it’s never enough

[theamityafflictions]

Breathe You In — Trophy Eyes.

[mymemphisparade]

Being As An Ocean // The Poets Cry For More

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cat owners meow more than cats themselves.

[alliswall-wallpaper]