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[jus-tea]

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

[roseverdict]

[roseverdict]

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

[billpottsismygf]

I’ve taken the liberty of expanding the lyrics slightly and coming up with a tune:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today

The days all run together, I haven’t changed my shirt We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt

[jus-tea]

@billpottsismygf’s extended version. A beautiful singing voice 🎶☺️

[billpottsismygf]

As planned I’ve extended this even further and re-recorded it with the new lyrics and a guitar part; it’s also a bit better quality. It’s so cool that so many different versions of this song have sprung up already! I recommend having a scroll through them all on @jus-tea​​‘s tumblr.

(Em)Daddy’s at the (B7)food store, (Em)Mummy’s out of (B7)town, She’s (Em)working at the (B7)hospital since (Em)Rhona (B7)came to (Em)town, (Am)Hide away, hide away, Miss (Em)Rhona’s come to town, (Am)Hide away, (Em)hide away, she’s come to (B7)take us (Em)down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep six feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her one today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I’m missing all my friends, though we keep in touch by phone, I’m learning what it is to truly be alone, Hide away, hide away, even though you moan, Hide away, hide away, or we’ll be lying prone.

My love she says she misses the twinkle of my eyes, But Rhona stalks the streets and to meet would be unwise, Hide away, hide away, we hear the desperate cries, Hide away, hide away, or see the bodies rise.

I feel myself a-coughin’, I haven’t got a mask, It’s work or die for me, though, so who am I to ask, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s on the task, Hide away, hide away, she’s come for me at last.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days, And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

The days all run together, I haven’t changed my shirt, We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s quite the flirt, Hide away, hide away, her touch is not inert.

Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts, Hide away, hide away, or six feet will be dirt.

[bunjywunjy]

you absolutely nailed the slightly ominous yet catchy tune for this, great job!

[weaver-z]

Dermatologists HATE her! Scientists FEAR her! Hardened soldiers TREMBLE under her gaze! God DID NOT CREATE HER and she WILL TEAR THROUGH REALITY’S FABRIC!

[felinesassosaurus]

[mrslugdemon]

This is the price we paid for this pun.

[serazienne]

i had a vision and couldn’t rest until i made this image

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets

[thesopelimers]

or don’t.  she clearly doesn’t need you

[veryfunnymemes]

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

Seriously tho as someone who put literal years of effort into creating a Wikipedia hoax it’s basically impossible to get away with for more than like an hour. They’re fucking vigilant. I tried to build up trust by doing legit editing but my account got reviewed cause I approved a page that mismeasured the size of a ship by a few centimeters

[shiobookmark]

Hot tip: Use wikipedia to find sources, use those sources.

[tuesdayisms]

Wikipedia is a tertiary source, meaning it basically sums up things from primary and secondary sources. It’s a powerful tool, if you use it correctly. 

If you source it directly from Wikipedia, you’ll look about as professional as someone listing Google as a source. Wikipedia isn’t even a secondary source, much less a primary source. Use it as a jumping off point, a roadmap to legitimate sources you can use for your papers. Heck, you can find something good in those sources you wouldn’t have found otherwise if you simply cut and paste the Wikipedia article. 

Also—make sure to check the legitimacy of the sources first. It’s unlikely someone will use a really horrible/unreliable source, but it couldn’t help to double check in case the Wikipedia article hasn’t been updated yet or someone makes a typo. 

[thesopelimers]

it also varies hugely depending on the topic and the type of information you’re looking for.  

generally, if you’re doing serious research or looking up something that might be controversial, yeah, you’ll want to apply the above methods.  

if, however, you just need to know the formula for the volume of a pyramid in order to estimate how much land you should request the city council set aside for your monument to your pet canary The Reverent Dr Swagglebeak IV, the ol’ wikle-of-pedies will do you just fine

[kymeira]

[lizawithazed]

The signs are a clever touch cause it means they can’t just remove the audio

[a-lotus-leaf]

I’m sorry but I was NOT prepared for the cinnamon topography that is Chris perched in front of a lemon tree

[taragrimface]

stop telling kids hell is real

[taragrimface]

stop thinking everyone you loathe will be tortured in the earths mantle forever

cope some other way this isnt healthy

[taragrimface]

not to be secular but the being that made the universe isnt reading your thoughts and weighing them against a book of rules to decide if you will get torn apart by demons forever or go to six flags with gramgram

[taragrimface]

and the important part of this isn't that you're wrong it's that treating this as the default human experience is literally madness and makes you unhealthy and dark

[taragrimface]

there can be an afterlife babe stop trying to game it

christianity is fueled by trauma and spreads by creating it

i could couch this more but honestly yeah the teachings of jesus are neat but the text of the bible is cruel and twisted and unsustainable and that book did not solve humanity

it's just a void you can stare into forever and pull others towards BY DESIGN

[taragrimface]

pascal's wager: if indeed life as we know it is a temporary fragile miracle then you should definitely spend it dragging your family and neighbors into a cult about torture

[degenerate-perturbation]

yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

[tailornorata]

I’m culturally female. I don’t really believe in one true gender, but I do participate in some of the rituals I was raised in, when I feel like it. And I enjoy participating in the traditions of other genders too sometimes.

[xeduo]

I’m only female on Christmas and Easter, for my parents.

[socialmaya]

[gauntletqueen]

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

[lesbianralzarek]

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

[thesopelimers]

in my greatest fantasies i can take so much damage for my friends, i can stand between them and the harmful thing like a handsome and powerful wall, all the while knowing my powerful, handsome friends will support me in my own time of need

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Friedrich Nietzsche, from a brief note to Lou Andreas-Salomé wr. c. 1882

[jacisdeadlonglivejac-deactivate]

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

never meant to be a liquid guy, took some hours to solidify

[plaguedocboi]

People are starting to put out hummingbird feeders, y’all know what that means

[guantanamo-bae]

Wholesome hours..and its my shift

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