I write my own story

Maggie. Hottest. Once. Enjoy~

[femaleidols]

[fmidols]

[jeongye8n]

TWICE Heart Shaker♥ l 2017.11.12 - 6PM

[incorrecttwicequotes]

Chaeyoung: You’re so freggin tall already, why do you wear heels?

Tzuyu: You’re too short, why wear heels when you’ll still be short with them on?

Chaeyoung: [gasp]

[incorrecttwicequotes]

Sana: Here, I need you to hold this for me.

Dahyun: That’s your hand.

Sana: Exactly.

[abitofeverythingstrange]

ghost queen of Halloween did that 👻

[incorrecttwicequotes]

Momo: A guy just asked me out.

Sana: Oooooh free dinner.

Momo: But I don’t like him.

Sana: You like dinner.

Momo: Can Mina come with me?

Sana: Ok, forget the guy. Just go with her.

Momo: Great idea. Thanks.

Momo: But…wait…who will pay the dinner?

Sana: I will. Just go.

[incorrecttwicequotes]

Chaeyoung: When you clean out a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner

Dahyun: Holy shit

[taejoonies]

Bias wreckers be like:

[misamo]

sana being heart-eyes.emoji every time momo does aegyo

[iwritemyownstory]

Sana: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Tzuyu: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[fy-mina]

ONE IN A MILLION - TWICE 1ST PHOTOBOOK SCAN © 미곰

[incorrecttwicequotes]

Sana: [Checking a girl out] Who’s that?

Momo: Where? Oh, that’s Kim Dahyun.

Sana: More like, Kim Daaaaaaaaamn-hyun

Momo: [Calling Mina] Save me, please, I beg of you

[incorrecttwicequotes]

Dahyun: [Survives the Thrill Walk in Switzerland] Thanks…

Sana: If you really want to thank me, come to my room at 2am.

Dahyun: For what?

Sana: BDSM.

Dahyun: What the hell?

Sana: [Winks] Bed Dates with Sana Minatozaki

[balifor]

[incorrecttwicequotes]

Jeongyeon: I don’t workout to pursue patriarchal beauty standards. I workout to punch Nazis with greater strength and accuracy.

[iwritemyownstory]

Stranger: [Sees Nayeon wearing her Cheer Up outfit with Twice's logo on it]

Stranger: Excuse me miss! Are you a member of Twice?

Nayeon: No, I just bought Twice's entire uniform... from Goodwill