yeah idk

ari | they/them | 27 | en & de losing my mind about heated rivalry over on @ottawa--centaurs dämliches deutsches zeug auf @hitzige-rivalitaet

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[akiirameta]

just got a tiktok shop ad by someone i went to high school with. maybe it's time to just go completely offline

[akiirameta]

"hey so i know you said this was mandatory in bold and underlined text, but i already made plans with friends for that day"

i'm starting to think that this is all a big prank designed to break me

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[akiirameta]

"hey can you change thing a please, the information is incorrect" – "sure! should I also change thing b? since it was based on the same information" – [left on delivered]

HELLO!! WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT CARES ABOUT THE DEADLINE OH MY FUCKING GOD

[akiirameta]

"hey i need to know information a,b, and c before this deadline so we can publish on time" – "here's information a" – "okay, what about b and c? reminder that the deadline is today" – [radio silence]

I AM SETTING SOMETHING ON FIRE.

[akiirameta]

I TAKE ONE MINUTE TO REPLY ASKING FOR A CLARIFICATION HOW ARE YOU LEAVING ME ON DELIVERED. DID YOU THROW YOUR PHONE INTO THE RIVER

[homunculus-argument]

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

[licensedproldier]

[akiirameta]

"hey i need to know information a,b, and c before this deadline so we can publish on time" – "here's information a" – "okay, what about b and c? reminder that the deadline is today" – [radio silence]

I AM SETTING SOMETHING ON FIRE.

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[aj-living-life]

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

[aj-living-life]

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

[baking-soda]

happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[akiirameta]

computer. hazy shade of winter by gerard way and ray toro. loud enough to kill

[jayessart]

Mo-dern zu shi   

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[akiirameta]

by the way people are honking outside either someone has a really large wedding party or i missed a major sporting event again

[depsidase]

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[pikaole]

Paras, who had a big dream