welcome to the drawer of random stuff

24. EJ, whatever pronouns reactivating my tumblr to talk about f1 // 16 CL | 44 LH | 2 LS | 23 AA

[natalieironside]

It's that time again

[thefirstpaleontologist]

pov: you are a piece of shiny plastic

[depsidase]

[forzafinally]

I love how Charles fans are straight up manifesting stuff now without being afraid of cursing him. You can't curse someone who's already cursed after all.

[infectiouspiss]

there's been a robbery at the lourve???? please tell me they nicked the mona lisa it would be so fucking funny

[infectiouspiss]

i'm talking proper heist movie backflipping over lasers and cutting holes in the ceiling to slowly descend on a wire i want this shit to be FUNNY

[infectiouspiss]

nevermind they did something funnier let's chainsaw our way in and then scoot out beep beep that's the sound of my scooter vrmmm vrmmm that's the sound of my tiny chainsaw

[byrdsfly]

[happyk44]

[ID: 1. The thieves are said to have been carrying small chainsaws and escaped on a scooter with nine items of jewellery

2. Post from @ultradracula: Controversial opinion but i don't thinkk people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes /end ID]

[dnferrari]

AUSTIN GP 2025 | There Is No Bottas On Track

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[gelboorucomments]

[frottinq]

this is. I'm a little. hooooo boy.... oh wow oh golly gosh wow....

[dyke-pollinator]

[lesbiansagainsttheatre]

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

[purrusaurus]

i mean fuck, i like trees, i like slugs, i like freaky spiders, i like nature, i like the muck, i like bird-watching and bug-spotting and river nooks, i like watchin leaves in the wind. sleep there? prolly would

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[devotedlystrangewizard]

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

[ostolero]

[ostolero]

#thank you mycocaine