that’s not how the force works

| INFP | 28 | a lazy kangaroo who likes star wars, video games, reading, movies, funk, and a whole lot of other stuff

[ixylit]

When you’re Michael with a B

[ixylit]

So I see police simulator is in early access now

[arandomthot]

The student union at my school needed this reminder

[thehistorychannel]

this is a nice tweet and all but did you know this dude busted a nut on an Isabelle amiibo

[carnival-phantasm]

[ixylit]

[itbjossi]

Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. I can't keep up anymore

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

Wage labourers

[ixylit]

Gotta pay for gas somehow

[ixylit]

If you told me back in 2009 that the titan problem would be solved by a bird I would not have believed you

[ixylit]

[ixylit]

[falseinnocencereturns]

[zukosgay]

“I am a greedy cumslut for the vaccine”

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Its always fun to see what words other languages dont have🙃💀

[velinxi]

a fashion icon, like my mother before me

[kynngi]

when you wanna talk but you have nothing to say

[parkore]

feelin like those pics of michael myers eating rn

[parkore]

[ixylit]

[bogleech]

You know, with all the language throughout Star Wars about “giving in” to the Dark Side, how the Dark Side makes you more powerful, how the Dark Side makes you age strangely and destroys you, it sure doesn’t sound like an “opposite side of the coin” so much as the “deeper end of the pool,” like it’s actually the true form of the force and being a Jedi is about keeping it tamed so it doesn’t eat you the way it actually wants.

[sinbadism]

the force is entropy

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Eldritch Jedi pls

[daxxglax]

This is one of the reasons i love the second Knights of the Old Republic game, wherein one of the major characters (who defines herself neither as Jedi nor Sith) actually views the Force this way, saying  “I hate the Force. I hate that it seems to have a will, that it would control us to achieve some measure of balance, when countless lives are lost.”

It’s also the game that gave us the two most entropic, eldritch characters in the franchise: Darth Nihilus, whose dark-side-borne ability to feed on the Force and consume life itself has twisted him into a half-living “wound in the Force”, more presence than flesh

and Darth Sion, whose entire body is a ruin, his flesh nothing but ragged scar tissue, every bone and muscle broken and torn, kept animated by will alone as he forces himself, second by agonizing second, to exist

I wish there were more horrifying perspectives on the force like that

[jollysunflora]

#the force is a horrorterror

[screamfort]

This is one of the reasons the term “Light Side” never felt right to me, even before it was used in any official media; The Force always struck me more like an ocean than a binary concept: the deeper you go, the darker and more crushing it gets — at a certain point becoming an effectually consistent darkness — and while light filters down and fades for some distance, if there is a truly light “side” it’d be the surface.

Which isn’t to say “the Force is evil unless you flounder about near the top” — just that it’s a natural force, and as such is something you need to respect and be adequately prepared for. (Take electricity, for example: super awesome and pretty dang useful, but OH HOLY SMOKES don’t try and harness it unless you REALLY know what you’re doing!)

In this sense, being tempted by the Dark Side is less a case of “Hey, I wonder what’s on the other side of this coin it looks pretty cool haha oh whoops I’m Space Walter White now,” and more one of “The deeper into this thing you go, the harder you’ll need to fight to resist the ever-increasing pressure, to remain whole, even to just see whatever the heck you’re actually doing.”

(which is why Jedi training is so important: those padawans gotta build themselves a mental Deepsea Challenger!)

[jasjuliet-deactivated20240828]

THIS META BLESSED ME

[sugarbabybucky-deactivated20190]

i am alive. kotor is a fucking blessing and im honestly so pissed they de-canonized it because that shit was a wealth of incredibly deep and fascinating world building they essentially tossed out the window. Kotor offered an entirely different perspective on the force; there is so much more to it than the antiquated good vs. evil concept we see in the films. 

[sinningsquire]

I always imagined “the narrow path of the Jedi” like a surfer riding a wave and desperately balancing to stay above the water as long as they can, whereas the Dark Side would be more like becoming the wave, rolling with it and all its power - but ultimately, like every wave, breaking.

[ixylit]

kotor remake when?

[retrogamingblog2]

Animal Crossing Eyeshadow Palettes released by Cruzada

[i-thisisharderthanitlooks-blog]

Darth Vader is in his early 20s

And he’s a little shit. 

You can put on a mask but you can’t take out the sass. 

Sir - SIR this is a mass murder. 

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sinothetimes]

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.