jamessss

[j-f-potter]

hey i’m james!

i’m a bodyguard working for an anonymous family and i’m not allowed to talk about much of my work

people i may or may not know:

@a-black-and-bruised-star

@panda-reads-your-death

@cissa-theswan

@barty-bitchy-bodygaurd

@lilyy-petals

@the-heir-of-black

[prongzzpotter]

Jamie? I’m done

- @constellations-and-cigarettes

what was that ?

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

I’m done?

[prongzzpotter]

no before that, what did you call me

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

I don’t know. James?

[prongzzpotter]

no say what you said before

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

I thought I said James. Did I not?

[prongzzpotter]

reggieeee

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Don’t- I thought I said James

[prongzzpotter]

you called me jamie

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Oh. I did? I’m sorry, did you not like it?

[prongzzpotter]

say it again

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Jamie

[prongzzpotter]

I like it I definitely like it

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Oh. I’m… glad

[prongzzpotter]

I'm going tokiss you now

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Oh? You- You can.

[prongzzpotter]

I know I can

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Oh, really? You know?

[prongzzpotter]

uh huh

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Are you entitled to a kiss?

[prongzzpotter]

from my boyfriend? yes

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

I don’t think that makes you entitled

[prongzzpotter]

reggie pleaseeee

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Begging now

[prongzzpotter]

just say you hate me I guess

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

I don’t- I don’t hate you

[prongzzpotter]

why do you deny me so then?

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

I don’t know, James. Look, I’ll kiss you, alright?

[prongzzpotter]

well don't if you don't want to.

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

I want to!

[prongzzpotter]

sureee

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

I do...

[prongzzpotter]

yayyayya

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Come here, weirdo

[prongzzpotter]

your weirdo

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Pfft, yeah

[prongzzpotter]

i am!

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Uh huh

He presses a kiss to James’s lips.

There you go. A kiss

[prongzzpotter]

oh you're so generous darling

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

What else would you want, love?

[prongzzpotter]

you know what I want

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Listen, I am shitty at kissing, so I can’t give you a better kiss

[prongzzpotter]

omg regulus how are you so dense?

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

What?

[prongzzpotter]

you know for someone so smart you're very dumb with people

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

What, James?

[prongzzpotter]

just-

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

James, I don’t understand what you are getting at

[prongzzpotter]

sex regulus, that's what I'm getting at

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

Oh…

Oh

You- really?

[prongzzpotter]

fuck you mean really?

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

You hadn’t a while ago, so I just thought-

[prongzzpotter]

hadn't what?

[constellations-and-cigarettes]

You didn’t want to fuck a while ago, so I went with the assumption that you just… wouldn’t want to for a long time, especially considering all previous escapades

[j-f-potter]

wdym considering previous escapades

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We should.

[j-f-potter]

now? or...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Now might be the best option, James

[j-f-potter]

right yeah yeah

uhm

how do we start this?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I don’t know!

Uh…

What are your thoughts on children?

[j-f-potter]

uhm i like them

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Okay, well, I do as well. I also dislike the fact that they might cause dysphoria

[j-f-potter]

but it's might- not definite?

and we could adopt ...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not definite

Adopting is… fine. It’d be nice. Maman might hate it

[j-f-potter]

well I hate her

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I know, love, I know

[j-f-potter]

well, we dealt with that in such a mature way

we're so cool

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You are cool

[j-f-potter]

aww shucks

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Baby, you are really cool

[j-f-potter]

you're being suspiciously nice now

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We should.

[j-f-potter]

now? or...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Now might be the best option, James

[j-f-potter]

right yeah yeah

uhm

how do we start this?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I don’t know!

Uh…

What are your thoughts on children?

[j-f-potter]

uhm i like them

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Okay, well, I do as well. I also dislike the fact that they might cause dysphoria

[j-f-potter]

but it's might- not definite?

and we could adopt ...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not definite

Adopting is… fine. It’d be nice. Maman might hate it

[j-f-potter]

well I hate her

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I know, love, I know

[j-f-potter]

well, we dealt with that in such a mature way

we're so cool

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You are cool

[j-f-potter]

aww shucks

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We should.

[j-f-potter]

now? or...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Now might be the best option, James

[j-f-potter]

right yeah yeah

uhm

how do we start this?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I don’t know!

Uh…

What are your thoughts on children?

[j-f-potter]

uhm i like them

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Okay, well, I do as well. I also dislike the fact that they might cause dysphoria

[j-f-potter]

but it's might- not definite?

and we could adopt ...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not definite

Adopting is… fine. It’d be nice. Maman might hate it

[j-f-potter]

well I hate her

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I know, love, I know

[j-f-potter]

well, we dealt with that in such a mature way

we're so cool

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We should.

[j-f-potter]

now? or...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Now might be the best option, James

[j-f-potter]

right yeah yeah

uhm

how do we start this?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I don’t know!

Uh…

What are your thoughts on children?

[j-f-potter]

uhm i like them

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Okay, well, I do as well. I also dislike the fact that they might cause dysphoria

[j-f-potter]

but it's might- not definite?

and we could adopt ...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not definite

Adopting is… fine. It’d be nice. Maman might hate it

[j-f-potter]

well I hate her

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We should.

[j-f-potter]

now? or...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Now might be the best option, James

[j-f-potter]

right yeah yeah

uhm

how do we start this?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I don’t know!

Uh…

What are your thoughts on children?

[j-f-potter]

uhm i like them

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Okay, well, I do as well. I also dislike the fact that they might cause dysphoria

[j-f-potter]

but it's might- not definite?

and we could adopt ...

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We should.

[j-f-potter]

now? or...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Now might be the best option, James

[j-f-potter]

right yeah yeah

uhm

how do we start this?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I don’t know!

Uh…

What are your thoughts on children?

[j-f-potter]

uhm i like them

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We should.

[j-f-potter]

now? or...

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Now might be the best option, James

[j-f-potter]

right yeah yeah

uhm

how do we start this?

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We should.

[j-f-potter]

now? or...

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

We didn't.

[j-f-potter]

we should do that

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hey- don’t- James. I’m not upset.

[j-f-potter]

i always wanted to have kids young- i guess we've never talked about it though

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James- I would just rather be safe. I already deal with enough shit and just don’t want surprises like that. I don’t even know if that would give me dysphoria!

[j-f-potter]

okay- yeah that makes sense

sorry.

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Sometimes! When I’m scared

[mr-prongsss]

scared?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

That something might happen. It’s a reasonable concern

[j-f-potter]

so you're against what could happen?

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

James, we are safe.

We’ve forgotten a few times, sure, but I check after. Nothing would spring up on us

[j-f-potter]

you check?

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

No? I mean… maybe? I think Maman was invading my personal life and I was talking about we are being safe and all

[j-f-potter]

Yeah yeah very safe all the time for sure

[j-f-potter]

@a-black-and-bruised-star darling where are you?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

In our room. Why?

[j-f-potter]

thought id lost you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Honey, why did you think that?

[j-f-potter]

well sirius told me you were in the gym but you werent and i couldnt find you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I needed to clean up. Maman started getting pissy

[j-f-potter]

about what?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Not being ready. She wanted some impromptu dinner. For our marriage to be or something

[j-f-potter]

do I get to parade my beautiful husband around?

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Jumping the gun, huh? Yeah, you do.

[j-f-potter]

okay okay my beautiful fiance

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

You do get to parade me around, my dear

[j-f-potter]

my favourite thing to do

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

I’m not your favourite thing to do?

[j-f-potter]

Close second? I love showing you off

THough speaking of doing you

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Hm?

[j-f-potter]

Found something interesting in the bathroom this morning

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

What did you find?

[j-f-potter]

this

*he takes the unused unopened pregnancy test out of his backpockdt*

[a-black-and-bruised-star]

Huh. Maman probably stocked some. Soon to be married and all

[j-f-potter]

Uh huh

So nothing to do with you??