Superman’s Pal!

Account NOT affiliated with the Daily Planet. I’d like to keep my job, thanks!

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One time at work I got really stressed and accidentally said “I’m dying squirtle” in front of Ms. Lane and Mr. Kent and they both looked at me with so much concern. I still haven’t recovered from that.

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Do you think being unable to open a jar counts as a superman-call worthy emergency. like. If nothing huge is going on here for once would that be ok???

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show candid superman pics so we know ure legit

I haven’t even posted yet, so I don’t know how you found my account so fast but uh. This work?