conch cocaine (magical happy dust)

The name's Jack Merridew. Hunter extraordinaire, and the person who SHOULD be in charge of the tribe. Ask me anything you like, or alternatively ask anyone on this island anything you like. Really. I don't mind at all.   (Can you tell he was being sarcastic there? This blog is run by @lektricfergus. It's uhhh an AU where Jack has Tumblr. Avatar and header image credits go to @kuboe.)

[jack-merridork]

not jack

aye why am i getting new followers. this blog is dead lmao guys

[jack-merridork]

not jack

ah my lord of the flies phase is kind of over so there probably won’t be any updates on this anytime soon, i’m sorry :( it was fun while it lasted but i think i lost interest after i had to psychoanalyze roger for my class last year

- simon

[memories]

One iced latte with low-fat #jack lotf milk, please.

[jack-merridork]

ew no

[jack-merridork]

Do you accept hugs?

idk do you accept a spear buried in your stomach

[jack-merridork]

g u e s s w h o ' s b e e n r e b o o t e d ?

that's right, it's me. i'm jack.exe 2.0. send asks, but don't deliberately try to crash my systems. i'll kill you if you do that. ;)

[jack-merridork]

hey bitches. time flies, i guess. i haven’t been on here since last year.

send me new asks, but i might be out hunting when i get them.

-jack

[birdsarecommunists]

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

[jack-merridork]

I don’t have a kid but if I did I’d name them C#

C     S H A R P     

[lektricfergus]

hey everyone! i am going to be very quiet for a while. my activity will be sporadic at best. i’m fine, don’t worry. love you all!

[jack-merridork]

OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR

DON’T COMPARE ME TO HAL B I T C H 

[jack-merridork]

What about D flat?? Aren't they the same note??

We do not speak of D flat.

[jack-merridork]

In case anyone was wondering: yes, I can scream in C#. 

C̲̳̺̘̕ ͓̣̮̦̥͜ ͔̰͡ ̭̙̰̣̕S͞ ̯͈͕̲̼̘̲H ̞̜̼Ą͍̩̦ ̢̲̘̜͚͍̩̦R̛͓̲ ̯͚P͏̻̗͎̙̭͇̣ ̧͉͓͙ ̰̠̝Ị̩S̪̮̩̯ ̧T̯͈͈̥ͅH̞̹̙̠̪E̶̘͈͙̩̲̫̲ ̻̖͉̹̺̹O̷̞N̡̠̲̦͚ͅL̘̼͚͞Y̻̺͓͖͞ͅ ͉͚̥̱͙̣̠T͈̪̼̺R̖͇͚U̮̗̻̲̺̜E̫͔͜ ̯̼̟̟̰̝̳N͖̞͇̳O̝̙̖̼̹T̪̪̮͜E͎̪̦͡

[jack-merridork]

(not Jack)

fuck fuck FUCK I REBLOGGED THE WRONG THING HERE AGAAAAAAIN I’M SO SORRY

-Indigo

[jack-merridork]

is kay alright??

I haven’t seen her for about three days, but I’m going to assume she’s fine.

[jack-merridork]

95 followers! I AM THE CHIEF OF TUMBLR ISLAND! BOW DOWN TO ME - Jack

[jack-merridork]

If you don’t give me all your candy I’ll break into your house and kill you- Hanako!Roger

Would you accept half-rotten pig guts instead? 

[jack-merridork]

(not Jack)

someone talk to Jack.exe he’s lonely

-Indigo

[jack-merridork]

(not Jack)

what’s that one blog where the entire thing is just the shit Jack googles i can’t find it anywhere -Indigo