Jack be nimble Jack be quick

Your local Santa Fe enthusiast and my friends: @albert-ofmanhattan @racer-ofmanhattan @davey-ofmanhattan @crutchie-ofmanhattan @finch-ofmanhattan

[jack-ofmanhattan]

“I rlly shouldn't be texting lol”

“This is what happens when you give me freedom, uni.”

-Davey 2022

We r a bad influence on this man

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Update he just said: “Fuck this im texting”

What have we done to that goody two shoes nerd

[jack-ofmanhattan]

“I rlly shouldn't be texting lol”

“This is what happens when you give me freedom, uni.”

-Davey 2022

We r a bad influence on this man

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Davey and Oscar are flirtin right outside my house-

[jack-ofmanhattan]

I got tricked into thirdwheeling by Race under the the guise of ‘watching a movie’ and ‘spending time with my brother’ Race and Spot made out the whole time- at least I got Romeo because I thought it would be a fun brotherly thing- I am scarred

[racer-ofmanhattan]

you liked it dont lie we spent quality brother bonding time

[jack-ofmanhattan]

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How was it quality brother bonding time if you were making out with spot the whole time 😭

[davey-ofmanhattan]

Whenever I need Les t return home I say I have candy, but usually he knows I don't. Then he says "before I get home I'm getting candy and you owe me five dollars"

It's expensive, but works like a charm!

[jack-ofmanhattan]

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[jack-ofmanhattan]

Davey is stuck in the elevator

This is the best thing ever

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Update: he’s not stuck in the elevator anymore, he figured out how to get the crutch unstuck

I was carrying crutchie soooooooo

Haha Davey got stuck in the elevator

[davey-ofmanhattan]

I was doing you both a solid.

*Another* one, after helping you out with miss medda and your coffee addiction.

[jack-ofmanhattan]

…shhhhhhhhhh

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Davey is stuck in the elevator

This is the best thing ever

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Update: he’s not stuck in the elevator anymore, he figured out how to get the crutch unstuck

I was carrying crutchie soooooooo

Haha Davey got stuck in the elevator

[crutchie-ofmanhattan]

jacks my crutch now

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Yes I am

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Davey is stuck in the elevator

This is the best thing ever

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Update: he’s not stuck in the elevator anymore, he figured out how to get the crutch unstuck

I was carrying crutchie soooooooo

Haha Davey got stuck in the elevator

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Davey is stuck in the elevator

This is the best thing ever

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Albert and finch snuck up onto sprace and drew cars on their face and crutchie crutch whacked them, we are now on a high speed chase because Spot is angry so Davey, Crutchie, Finch, Albert and me are driving to [redacted]’s apartment

Redacted so that he doesn’t see this and find us

Praying for our lives

[jack-ofmanhattan]

I got tricked into thirdwheeling by Race under the the guise of ‘watching a movie’ and ‘spending time with my brother’ Race and Spot made out the whole time- at least I got Romeo because I thought it would be a fun brotherly thing- I am scarred

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Romeo is playing chess against himself like Jason in falsettos, while I’m watching, this is hilarious, he has gotten the upper hand, and also was at a disadvantage, I’m live commentating the whole thing to @racer-ofmanhattan

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Davey has special magical kid brother powers, how does he understand when children speak please teach me

[davey-ofmanhattan]

Kids are young, not stupid. But also yes, I have magical powers.

[jack-ofmanhattan]

TEACH ME YOUR WAYSSSSSS

You literally just bribed Elmer with candy

And you do that to Les too..

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Davey has special magical kid brother powers, how does he understand when children speak please teach me

[jack-ofmanhattan]

Can Oscar and Davey get together already and stop dancing around each other

[jack-ofmanhattan]

This is sprace ok bye

[racer-ofmanhattan]

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[jack-ofmanhattan]

We both know it’s true

[jack-ofmanhattan]

This is sprace ok bye